Anders Breivik Secures Sponsorship Deal
Anders Breivik has agreed a sponsorship deal with the Lacoste clothing company. The gunman who has admitted to 77 killings in July of this year has been photographed wearing the range since his arrest
written by Chasdad, 10 September 2011
Governor Rick Perry Says He Calls 'Em Like He See's 'Em
Sarah Palin is reportedly furious at Texas Governor Rick Perry for saying that old "Snowflake" Palin shoots like a girl.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 September 2011
China Cannot Just Let Non-Payments Slide
The government of China has informed President Obama that it wants it put in writing that if the U.S. misses two payments in a row they will have to give up The Green Bay Packers.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 September 2011
Jon Huntsman Is Still Trying To Get Some Gosh Darn Recognition
GOP candidate Jon Huntsman was thrilled beyond belief yesterday as eleven (11) people actually recognized him. Of course one was his wife, three were campaign aids, and seven were his children.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 September 2011
Michele Bachmann Is Not A Happy Camper - But Rules Are Rules!
The Third GOP Presidential Debate will be held at Tucson's Hot As Hell Private Country Club which does not allow women. So it looks like Michele Bachmann will not be participating.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 September 2011
Why Bother Anyway
Rep. Pelosi (D-CA) rips Republicans for opting out of a rebuttal to President Obama's jobs speech. Unidentified sources indicated, why call a press conference to say "it sucks!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 September 2011
Analysis Anyone
Poor rabid environmentalists are upset with President Obama suspending the EPA's proposed Ozone rule. The murder rate per population, in some US cities is higher than the lives saved by the new rule!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 September 2011
I Love Lucy Reruns Available
LONE RANGER: Did you watch President Obama's latest speech about government creating jobs? TONTO: My TV has an OFF switch for Democratic liberal politicians who speak with forked tongue!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 September 2011
Obama's at it Again, Defying Congress
Pres. Obama, via HUD, is mandating unconstitutional racial & ethnic quota requirements and risky high mortgage/low down payment lending on subsidized housing being built in Westchester County NY!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 September 2011
One of President Obama's Picked Winners
Search warrants were executed by the FBI at the Fremont CA headquarters of the solar firm Solyndra. They received a $535 mil loan guarantee from the federal government before filing for bankruptcy.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 September 2011
Just Wondering
Women with 38 DD breasts and above seem to have trouble falling sleep. Is it possible that there may be some obstacles in their path to dreamland?
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 September 2011
Technical Breakthrough
President Obama will be getting new glasses. They are not for seeing, but to contain a miniaturized teleprompter that projects words onto the lenses!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 September 2011
The Kiss of Doom
Democratic far left liberals Al Sharpton and Rachel Maddow of MSNBC have announced their love and support for Texas Republican Governor Rick Perry in the 2012 presidential election!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 September 2011
Obama is Economically Challenged
President Obama wants to give small business $50 billion in tax credits to hire people to do nothing. However the president is adding $1 trillion in new regulations to hobble small business!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 September 2011
Obama Creates 20 New Jobs
Twenty workmen were hired by Congress to clean up President Obama's political bullshit left at the podium during his 2012 election campaign speech about creating jobs!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 September 2011
Have You Worked for Such a Manager?
President Obama has had almost three years to rectify the economic situation he volunteered to fix. He is simply clueless, an arm waver, makes empty promises and when in trouble blames everyone else!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 September 2011
Obama's Dream
President Obama only wants $450 billion to repeat his same failed economic policies, including raising taxes on the rich. Warren Buffet and rich Democrats have volunteered to pay this amount!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 September 2011
