Harold Camping Will Not Be A Happy Camper
That end of the world predictor Harold Camping has been arrested and he will be extradited to Wasilla, Alaska. That'll show the SOB to stop fooling around with the American people.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 May 2011
It's Like They Say - Half of One, Half of The Other
It appears that Queen Elizabeth and President Obama hit it off pretty good. He told her that he can't believe she is so short and she told him that she can't believe that he is half-white.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 May 2011
Todd Palin and Snow Are Like Summer and Daisy Duke Shorts
Todd Palin was asked if he'd be moving to Arizona where his wife Sarah Palin just purchased a $1.7 million home. Todd smiled and replied that he has 7 snowmobiles and he loves the heck out of them.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 May 2011
Stedman Graham Says His Daily Routine Will Certainly Be Changing A Bit
Oprah Winfrey's boyfriend Stedman Graham was asked what he thinks about Oprah retiring. He shook his head and replied, "Well so much for my daily smut surfing on the Internet."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 May 2011
Under-achiever; Rat-ko Mladic admits he's a failure compared to Josef or Adolf!
Recently captured Bosnian-Serb thug Rat-ko Mladic has admitted failure. He wanted to be as big as Adolf and Josef, but failed. Instead of 10 million Jews and 43 million ? he only managed 7500!
written by unknown
Currently reading all about William Boot in 'Scoop'.
Waugh, huh. What is he good for?
written by pinxit, 27 May 2011
Blatter To Face Enquiry
FIFA President is to be investigated by the football governing body's Ethics committee for allegedly ignoring the payment of bribes.
He'll then be investigated by the Thuthics committee.
written by grimbo, 27 May 2011
Batter & Ham for Fifa Omelette
A suspect meal prepared by Fifa (Fedearal Intensive Food Association) cooks containing Ham and covered in Blatter has been ruled as inedible.
written by j.w., 27 May 2011
Man U star defender quits to join Hogwarts Old Boys
Nemanja Quidditch.
written by pinxit, 27 May 2011
Lionel Messi retires, his mum told him to!
On the eve of the Champions League final Lionel Messi has shocked the world by retiring! His mum ordered him to because she was worried about Paul Scholes kicking hell out of him! Puta Madre!
written by unknown
President Ahmadinejad Still Not Happy
Iranian President Ahmadinejad who last week accused Europe of stealing his country's rain has gone one step further, and accused Iceland of stealing his countrys'ash.
written by IN SEINE, 27 May 2011
Cuban Blue
A new breed of domestic cat, named the Cuban Blue has been developed on the island. However the cats cannot go to America where they are known as Cuban Reds.
written by j.w., 27 May 2011
