Heterosexual man takes out Super-Trouper Injunction after secret Abba Collection is discovered
A straight man has taken out a Super-Trouper Injunction after his secret stash of Abba CDs were uncovered by his wife. The man who cannot be named for Swedish reasons...
written by I think I'm funny..., 22 May 2011
Man Utd Crowned Premiership Champions
Man Utd players received their Premiership medals this afternoon.
True to form, when Michael Carrick was presented with his medal by the Barclays representative, he gave it straight back.
written by grimbo, 22 May 2011
Chaz Bono Achieves Dream Of Becoming Fat Middle Aged Man
Former woman now repels all women instead of just lesbians.
written by manbrad, 22 May 2011
Ryan Giggs Anonymous
Manchester United star not involved in game against Blackpool.
written by Rebel Not Taken, 22 May 2011
Spanish protests end early
Today protesters in Madrid demanded the government take action to improve the country's poor economic condition. However, the protest was cut short so that participants could take their usual siesta.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 22 May 2011
The law is an ass.
The lord chief justice is called Lord Judge.
You couldn't make it up!
written by Rebel Not Taken, 22 May 2011
Lionel Messi abducted and knee-capped!
An x-treme group of "real" Man U fans has abducted Lionel Messi and knee-capped him because their only goal is to make sure Man U rule, OOHH AAHH CANTONA!
written by unknown
Obhama Shock!
'I have nothing to say on the subject' was the shock reply of Barrack Obhama when questioned on the subject of current political affairs.
written by j.w., 22 May 2011
Like peas in a pod
Scottish Whales and Alex Salmon are like two peas in a pod.
written by j.w., 22 May 2011
Whales off course
A group of whales in a pod has been sighted at a pea factory in the Scottish Isles.
written by j.w., 22 May 2011
Iceland Volcano Erupts
Iceland's most active volcano Grimsvotn has started to erupt.
British Airways have cancelled all flights due to leave UK airports this Tuesday.
written by grimbo, 22 May 2011
No Hiding Place for Bad Guys Says Gordon Brown.
Ex-Prime Minister Gordon Brown says the death of Osama bin Laden proves there is no place to hide for terrorists. We ask: "Can they not hide out in London like himself and his buddy Tony Blair?"
written by Auntie Matter, 22 May 2011
Miami Dolphins Facing Liquidation Threat
American football giants Miami Dolphins are facing the spectre of liquidation after posting record losses for 2010/11.
Dolphins owner Stephen Ross has called in the wide receiver.
written by grimbo, 22 May 2011
