Bin Laden Assainated
Alqueda takes Responsibility for this act as well.
written by Waskily Wabbit, 02 May 2011
It Is Quite Safe to Say…
Osama Bin Laden is dead. However if you said "Osama Bin Laden is dead today", only 1% of people believe it to be true!
written by IN SEINE, 02 May 2011
To Become an Annual Event
Having been pronounced dead in 2002, 2005, 2008 and today, it has been decided to make it an annual event!
written by IN SEINE, 02 May 2011
Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
She admits that she showed no panty lines at the wedding because "I never wear panties."
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
Tom Cruise seen jumping up and down on Oprah's couch about Pippa!
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
Ellen Degeneres and Rosie O'Donnell in fistfight to see which can have her on their shows first.
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
Posters will be available for teenage boys to post in their rooms soon.
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
Morton Salt wants her to update their famous "girl getting her panties pulled off by the dog" scene.
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation
No truth to the rumor that she has been asked to join the Wiggles.
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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid
Pippa Middleton's ass was not involved in this story in any way.
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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid
Englishman denies death, claims he's "pining for the fjords."
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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid
There's now an empty cave for rent.
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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid
Celebrants sing "ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!"
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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid
Twelve sheep and two camels widowed at his death
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Overwhelming Relief that Bin Laden Search is Over
'It's been a worrying 10 years for me' says Cat Stevens.
written by pinxit, 02 May 2011
"Birthers" Require Death Certificate
"Birthers", who, for years have called for the production of Obama's birth certificate are now asking to see the death certificate of Osama Bin Laden. It is estimated that this will take 10 years.
written by IN SEINE, 02 May 2011
The Real Reason Why Bin Laden Buried At Sea
Apparently, his last wish was for the Americans to dance on his grave.
written by IN SEINE, 02 May 2011
The World's Most Wanted Person
Following the death of Osama Bin Laden, the World's Most Wanted Person has now been replaced by...Pippa Middleton
written by IN SEINE, 02 May 2011
Osama bin Laden Killed by U.S. Forces
Reapers demand to see long-form death certificate.
written by Juvenal Delinquent, 02 May 2011
Satan is Dead!
Christians baffled that evil still exists in the world.
written by Juvenal Delinquent, 02 May 2011
Victoria Beckham apologizes for snub to Spencer sisters
Mistook for former bandmates.
written by Catherine the Average, 02 May 2011
Cart Wheeling Verger Cleared
New footage shows Princess Anne hurling him up aisle in bid to take out Earl Spencer.
written by Catherine the Average, 02 May 2011
New World's Most Wanted Criminal Mastermind
Ima Knoll-Hopper, stylist to Princess Beatrice and Eugenie, leaps into first place following bin Laden vacancy.
written by Catherine the Average, 02 May 2011
Princess Anne Tweet
Ingrates B & E yet to thank me for choosing their outfits for Friday!
written by Catherine the Average, 02 May 2011
Bin Laden
Pippa Middleton's ass to make statement shortly.
written by Catherine the Average, 02 May 2011
The Arizona Cardnals May Be Going The Way of The Houston Oilers
The Arizona Cardinals football team is seriously considering on changing their name to the more appropriate name The Arizona Dust Bunnies.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2011
The Viagra Industry Has A 'Hard' Decision To Make
The Viagra industry hit by economic hard times, no pun intended, is having to shut down its St. Petersburg, Florida plant.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2011
But Then They Would Not Be Idaho Potatoes!
The Idaho legislature has voted down a proposal that would have outsourced the growing of potatoes to Pakistan.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2011
The Brothers And Sisters Just Cannot Be Talking That Way
One of the most religious churches in America, The Church of The Overbrimming Collection Plate, located in Mobile, Alabama, has outlawed the use of the phrase 'tongue-in-cheek.'
written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2011
Sarah Palin Should Have Been a Geography-Math Teacher
Sarah Palin once again showing that she is not only a geography whiz but a math whiz as well told a reporter that she speaks two languages, the first is English and the other two are Russian.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2011
The Days of June Cleaver and Donna Stone Are Long Gone
The U.S. Senate has agreed to drop the use of the word 'Stay at Home Moms' due to the fact that there are no longer anymore 'Stay at Home Moms.'
written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2011
If There Is One Thing That Iceland Does Not Need It's This
The Taliban has stated that effective June 1, 2011, they will be closing down their office located in Reykjavik, Iceland.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2011
The Taliban and Trump Are On The Same Page
Both the Taliban and the Trump have announced the beginning of their Spring Offensive.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2011
