'Loch Ness monster hiding Bin Laden'
Reports emerging that the Loch Ness monster has been identified as a secret Afghany submarine harbouring the 2010 world beard champ Osama Bin Laden. The sub has been monitoring local poppy growth
written by st6phen, 08 March 2011
Kate Middleton eh? I know I would. Fwooooor!
Nothing like a posh bird eh? I bet she's dirty, I bet she takes it up the-
written by I think I'm funny..., 08 March 2011
Man credits lucky charm with lottery win.
Frank Williams has carried around the purple horseshoe marshmallow since the cereal introduced them in 1984.
written by Randy Sandhofer, 08 March 2011
Captain Kirk Beamed Aboard Space Shuttle Discovery
Not really. That technology isn't possible yet, regardless of how 'real' Star Trek is to its most loyal fans.
written by Charpa93, 08 March 2011
Little Bo Peep and Little Boy Blue to Wed
They'v found they have a lot in common. They're both very good at losing sheep by 'falling asleep on the job'. No children 'seen in their future',
written by unknown
Charlie Sheen Latest
Warner Brothers have confirmed that they've sacked Charlie Sheen, star of the hit show "Two And A Half Men".
Shhen is now reputedly producing a film of his life story, "Two And A Half Brandies".
written by grimbo, 08 March 2011
International Womens Day combines with Shrove Tuesday
Emmeline Pancake Day.
written by pinxit, 08 March 2011
Lab-grown Urethras
The world's first tissue-engineered urethras, grown in the lab using patients' own cells, have been hailed a success by some medical experts.
Other experts are enviously mumbling, "Piss off!"
written by PP Rega, 08 March 2011
Fergie and Andy to star in new TV series
Disgraced pair signed for Downontheirluck Abbey.
written by Catherine the Average, 08 March 2011
