Dirk Kuyt Scores Shortest Hat-Trick Ever
Football News, and history was made today when Liverpool's Dutch Forward Dirk Kuyt scored the shortest ever Hat-Trick.
All 3 of his goals were 'Tap-Ins', and added up to a total of 6 Yards.
written by Mr Goster, 06 March 2011
Hanley penalised for 'tugging in the box'
"If he wants to do that he should do it in the privacy of his own home, in front of the computer and a box of tissues - as I do" said Mark Clattenburg.
written by pinxit, 06 March 2011
Famous Spoofer, S+++b 99 commits hari-kari as Man utd lose again!
Man Utd lose again and famous spoofer, S+++b 99, just couldn't take losing so he attempted hari-kari, but just like Nani's header, it failed, Nani & S+++b 99 are recovering in hospital, kiddies ward!
written by unknown
FIFA ban snoods and claim soccer is a real man's game, ask Nani!
Neckwarmers or snoods have been banned from soccer because FIFA claim that soccer is a "real man's game, we asked Man Utd's Nani for his opinion, but he was too busy having his nails pedicured!
written by unknown
Award for Duke of York
Set to receive Charlie Sheen Prize for Excellence in Judgement on 1st April.
written by Catherine the Average, 06 March 2011
Princess Anne Tweet
Told Tindall to get his nose sorted before wedding. Didn't mean surgery. Not with my left hook.
written by Catherine the Average, 06 March 2011
Doctors Using Hi Tech Dummies
NHS doctors are training on sophisticated dummies to prepare them for most crises, its been revealed.
Debutantes from Westminster and Kensington are keen on applying.
written by grimbo, 06 March 2011
Spoof Writers Hire Assistants To Give Five Thumbs To Own Stories
Too much 'thumbing' is making The Spoof! web-pages dog-eared.
written by Hawking's Chair, 06 March 2011
Merriam-Webster Updates Dictionary
Charlie Sheen has made it into the Merriam-Webster Dictionary Collegiate Edition. His picture can now be found next to the word "crazy."
written by Charpa93, 06 March 2011
