Super, Smashing, Great
The continuing unrest in Egypt has led to BBC Middle East Correspondant Jeremy Bowen standing down from his post.
The good news though is that his brother Jim is taking over with immediate effect.
written by Mr Goster, 03 March 2011
New Routes For Edinburgh Airport
Holiday Companies Thompson & First Choice have announced new flight routes from Edinburgh to the Greek Isles this Summer. Even better news, on your return flight you will land somewhere in Scotland.
written by Mr Goster, 03 March 2011
Huckabee Says He Misspoke About Obama Living In Kenya
Ex-governor explains his comments about Obama's upbringing and hatred of whites were brought on by his own reflexive hatred of blacks due to his upbringing in Arkansas and his membership in the KKK.
written by manbrad, 03 March 2011
Charlie Sheen Will Appear On Two Series
Will appear as himself on both "Intervention" and "Scared Straight."
written by manbrad, 03 March 2011
Man wears swimming attire to carpool
To the horror of his fellow office workers, Jerry wore a Hawaiian speedo his first day joining the carpool that his office had set up earlier that year to ease tension and stress at work.
written by Randy Sandhofer, 03 March 2011
Man Utd starlet trashes luxury hotel suite!
A frustrated Man Utd starlet whose initials are CS, trashed a luxury hotel suite, got pissed and Sir Alex didn't even mind he even offered to pay the CS's whisky bill, "fucking referee," he gasped!
written by unknown
Widdie in Pants
Ann Widdicombe, the knockout from Stricly Come Dancing will star as Snow White in Pants, a horror play being staged at the Tower of London, this Xmas. Seven LibDem Dwarfs are also booked for the show.
written by j.w., 03 March 2011
Plans Afoot For Monopolisation of Mass Media
Will "press freedom" become "repress freedom"?
written by Hawking's Chair, 03 March 2011
The Old Firm
Glasgow Rangers and Glasgow Celtic - the two cheeks on the arse of Scottish football.
written by Nae mair crap, 03 March 2011
Transport Secretary Gets Green Light
Transport Secretary Miles Frumhome was stuck at the traffic lights this morning when they went from Red to Amber to Green.
'It was plain sailing after that' he said.
written by Mr Goster, 03 March 2011
Ga Ga Finds Joy of Sex At Last
In an extremely intimate interview Lady Ga Ga has told how she only discovered the Joys Of Sex Two years ago.
'I didn't realise I needed batteries in my Rampant Rabbit' she said.
written by Mr Goster, 03 March 2011
Murdoch Fox Sensation
Media pundits are shocked by Rupert Murdoch's acquisition of BSkyB and the proposed arrangements whereby Sky News is not under Murdoch. Fox News are to be independent partners on the Sky News Board.
written by j.w., 03 March 2011
Steve Jobs to take over the Charlie Sheen role in "Two and a Half Men".
The Apple boss will star alongside Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones in the newly revamped "Two Men".
written by Thibarine, 03 March 2011
Charlie Sheen axed by producer Chuck Lorre after confusing himself with his TV character.
Disorientated actor arrested for trying to chuck Chuck Lorre under lorry.
written by Thibarine, 03 March 2011
Apple boss Steve Jobs unveils the new iPad 2
The dramatically thinner, lighter model came back from sick leave to launch the device.
written by Thibarine, 03 March 2011
No-Fly Zone
Question: What is a No-Fly Zone?
Answer: A place where only women hang out.
written by PP Rega, 03 March 2011
The Supreme Being Exercises His Right to Free Speech After Supreme Court Ruling
The Supreme Court rules that the Westboro Baptist Church has a right to say, "God hates fags." God rules that He has the right to say, "I hate the Westboro Baptist Church."
written by Juvenal Delinquent, 03 March 2011
Lord Voldemort Cuts Nose Off To Spite His Face
Nasty piece of work and Harry Potter hater,the one who must not be named,Dark Lord Voldemort has ruined his looks and cut his nose off.
'He looks terrible but I'm not telling him!' said Hagrid.
written by Mr Goster, 03 March 2011
Rooney Finishes Book
Joy at Old Trafford where Wayne Rooney has just finished reading his first book.He learned to read earlier this year and is doing well.
'I'm weally pweased for the wad,' said Sir Alex.
written by Mr Goster, 03 March 2011
Ashley Cole Finds Target Audience
Great news for Ashley Cole at Chelsea's Cobham Training Ground where he has been allowed to brush up on his shooting skills and fire at anyone he likes.
'It's a bit of fun for the lad,' said a man.
written by Mr Goster, 03 March 2011
Millions To Support Gaddafi Regime
Most of them withdrawn from Swiss and Dutch banks.
written by Hawking's Chair, 03 March 2011
Qaddafi Joining Hosni-Ali Band?
Membership to the notorious "Dictators Without Borders" growing rapidly as regimes tumble across the Middle East.
written by Hawking's Chair, 03 March 2011
New Airline Announced
A brand new cut price airline is being launched next week. It saves money by only using recycled air and warns fliers they may experience a blocked nose or heavy phlegm.
Its called Catarrh Airways.
written by grimbo, 03 March 2011
'Borrowing'... Gone Mad?
Rumours are rife that Rowling, not only ripped off famous muralists The Bogside Artists, but artist Banksy, who also hails from Bristol, seems to have done likewise! Is there a connection?
written by Auntie Matter, 03 March 2011
