Police to Investigate Whether Britain's Got Talent Is Fixed…
Simon Cowell has called in the police to investigate whether BGT has been fixed. Why? Haven't they got better things to do like chase speeding motorists and help old ladies cross the road?
written by IN SEINE, 03 June 2011
China Exists On Rice
When Sarah Palin was told the latest outbreak of E.coli in China was traced to rice she reportedly replied "Ok well that's not so bad. Ya know at least it isn't something like candy or Pop Tarts."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 June 2011
The Truth About The Roswell, New Mexico UFO Incident of 1947
Scientists have now confirmed that the Roswell UFO of 1947 is in fact a hoax. They pointed to the fact that they have found a piece of the spaceship that had the words Made in Japan stamped on it.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 June 2011
Sarah Palin Has Certainly Stated Her "Position"
Sarah Palin was asked what she thought about being on the same political ticket as Donald Trump. She smiled and whispered, "Only if I get to be the one on top."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 June 2011
The Future Candidate Known as Tim Pawlenty?
Tim Pawlenty said his main campaign goal is to get everyone to pronounce and spell his last name correctly. He giggled and said that everyone can pronounce and spell Tim; even "Snowflake" Palin.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 June 2011
Ayrton Senna film crashes
A film about the Brazilian racing driver Ayrton Senna opened at The Curzon,Mayfair last night.Senna's nephew Bruno was due to attend but was involved in a 10 car pile up on the way to the cinema.
written by Rebel Not Taken, 03 June 2011
Confectioner Makes Racist Ad
Has the chocolate-maker gone nuts?
written by Hawking's Chair, 03 June 2011
Lib-Dem Mass Meeting called
Lib-Dem spporters conference, voting or non-voting member, conference has something for everyone - lively policy debate, on 9 July 2011.
Please be at the telephone box on Allgone Street @ 1400hrs.
written by Inchcock, 03 June 2011
Drug Policy Failure
The Government is rejecting calls for a change in its drugs policy. 'People must have the freedom to smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol' a spokesperson declared.
written by j.w., 03 June 2011
Sarah Palin Comments on The Statue of Liberty
Sarah Palin visited The Statue of Liberty and replied that she sure does look a whole lot taller in person.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 June 2011
Mitt Romney Has Put His Foot Stool Down
Mitt Romney has promised his supporters that unlike that muscular fella over in California he will not mess with the hired help.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 June 2011
Pinocchio Had A Woodpecker
Rep. Anthony Wiener in an effort to stop all of the penis jokes says that he plans to change his last name from Wiener to Pecker.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 June 2011
Is There No End To Sarah Palin's Tom Foolery?
Sarah Palin eating a pizza with a knife and fork is kind of like someone eating ice cream with chopsticks.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 June 2011
