U2 Play 'Beautiful Day' At Glastonbury
In the pouring rain. Oh the irony...
written by Skoob1999, 24 June 2011
Grass Growing Declared Olympic Event To End Ticketing Row
'Unlimited £10 tickets are available to watch competitive grass growing on the South Downs,' confirmed Seb Coe. 'Now everyone can attend an Olympic event, we hope unlucky bastards will stop whinging.'
written by Swan Morrison, 24 June 2011
Harry Potter star seen with Sharapova at Wimbledon
'When Grint met Grunt.'
written by pinxit, 24 June 2011
Texas Governor Doesn't Win Points with Latinos
Despite the fact Rick Perry passed out the new Powerade Latino sports drink, he didn't win any votes at the National Latino Conference.
written by Ellie James, 24 June 2011
50% of Bicycles Unused
The British Federation of cyclists claim that 50% of bicycles are unused. However, they declined to reveal which half not used.
written by IN SEINE, 24 June 2011
Leeds Utd granny hooligirl arrested and banned!
A Leeds Utd hooligirl also a granny was arrested after invading the pitch, was locked up and now she's been banned! Wild with revenge she kicked the crap out of a neighbours cat who is a Man Utd fan!
written by unknown
Newt Gingrich Knows John Edward's Pain
Newt Gingrich says that ever since his political campaign workers walked out on him leaving him all alone, he now realizes how Senator John Edwards feels, except of course without the baby.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 June 2011
Jon Huntsman?...Jon Huntsman??
The latest politician to enter into the GOP presidential primary is Utah's Jon Huntsman. And he is so widely unknown that he has to wear a name tag.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 June 2011
Afghanistan and The Mickey D's Problem
After hearing President Obama's speech about him withdrawing 10,000 troops the government of Afghanistan asked him for $3 billion since they'll have to shut down six McDonald's.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 June 2011
The Teardrops Resemblance Was Amazing
It turns out that the crying baby that President Obama was holding was actually Glenn Beck's love child.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 June 2011
Diddy Changes His Name To 'Chuck Berry'
Purchases Naming Rights From Johnny B. Goode
written by Michael Balton, 24 June 2011
