"Murray Mount" Is To Close
"Murray Mount" in Wimbledon is set to close because of health and safety. The HSE has decided that it bears too much resemblance with the grassy knoll involved in the assassination of John F. Kennedy
written by IN SEINE, 23 June 2011
Brain Cells Can Be Grown from Patches of Skin
Scientists have discovered that brain cells can be grown from patches of skin. However, they have not been able to grow a brain for a politician - maybe they are just too hard-skinned!
written by IN SEINE, 23 June 2011
Ryan Giggs
Ryan Giggs pulls out of Big Brother. He said it brought back too many memories of being in big brothers wife.
written by Les Being, 23 June 2011
Danny Dyer
During a routine genealogy test, cockney actor Danny Dyer discovered that he is in fact Welsh. Our thoughts are with Danny and his family at this unhappy time.
written by Les Being, 23 June 2011
Geert Wilders cleared of hate charges!
Dutch far-right politiican Geert wilders has been cleared of hating Muslims, but he still don't like them!
written by unknown
Outrage at Sun
An outraged Sun is furious at hackers allegedly from LulzSec who have hacked into their servers. 'We will be helping Police with their enquiries' was a comment overheard when I tuned in.
written by j.w., 23 June 2011
But The Penguins Looked Fine...Really
Three of the penguins who starred with Jim Carrey In Mr. Poppers Penguins have reportedly entered a rehab clinic for a sardine addiction.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 June 2011
It Looks Like The Gay Fella Is Just Out Of Luck
A gay man in Arizona wants to marry himself. A judge said that it's dumb, stupid, and besides Arizona does not recognize gay marriages.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 June 2011
The Country Record Producers Talk About Cheating
Country music producers in an effort to get rid of the cheating stigma associated with country music have asked artists to please limit the amount of cheating songs on a CD to no more than three.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 June 2011
The Liposuction Craze Has Really Gotten Out Of Hand
Los Angeles County has issued a statement that it will no longer allow doctors to perform liposuction on anorexic women.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 June 2011
For Those Who Thought The Tsunami Wasn't All That
A Lake Michigan barge operator just reported finding a Japanese whaling ship in Lake Michigan. The captain and crew of nine appeared to be somewhat disoriented.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 June 2011
"The Bison Rule" is Wyoming's Motto
NASCAR says they are leaving the state of Wyoming. The drivers just got tired of having to dodge all them buffaloes on the track.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 June 2011
NBC Sports Channel renounces US citizenship
Refuses to apologize for censoring "under God" from school classroom Pledge of Allegiance. "If renouncing our US citizenship is good enough for Superman, then it's good enough for NBC Sports..."
written by Robin Berger, 23 June 2011
