Scarlet Spoofer sighting in Blackburn Scotland, home of Subo
Report of Scarlet Spoofer received by Blackburn, Scotland police. Blackburn,home of Subo.Normal fans believe it is NOT the Scarlet Spoofer but a crazed Subo fanatic who dresses head to toe in RED.
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Leonardo DiCaprio Talks About His Post-Titanic Phobia
Leonardo DiCaprio has admitted that ever since he filmed The Titanic he has been deathly afraid of ice cubes.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 June 2011
Forest Gump and His Twin Sister - The Similarities Are Uncanny
Tom Hanks will soon begin filming his sequel to Forest Gump. The movie will star Tina Fey as Gump's twin sister and will be titled, Forest Gump and His Twin Sister Sarah Palin - Separated At Birth.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 June 2011
Gwyneth Paltrow Knows No Fear
Gwyneth Paltrow somewhat disappointed by the failure of her country music movie Country Strong, has announced that she will soon begin filming her new movie, Hip Hop Yo Mama.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 June 2011
Tom Cruise Gets To Show Off His Acting Ability (Uh Huh!)
Tom Cruise in what he says will be the most challenging movie role of his career has agreed to portray Oprah Winfrey in Oprah Winfrey - The Woman and Her Yo Yo Dieting Debacle.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 June 2011
Kenny Chesney Insists He's A Good Old Boy Period!
Kenny Chesney says that he is getting sick and tired of having to deny the incessant gay rumors. He says that he is not now, nor has he ever been Tim McGraw's girlfriend.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 June 2011
Jennifer Lopez Says That She Sat There and Did The Math
Jennifer Lopez, one of the judges on American Idol says she kept count and fellow judge Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson uttered the phrase, "America (blanks) in it to win it!" a total of 127 times!
written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 June 2011
Snoop Dogg Has Got To Find A Better Name For His New Prodigy
Snoop Dogg has been criticized for the name he's picked for his latest singing pordigy. Associates think that it's not right to give his up and coming new girl singer the name Snoop's Bitch Dogg
written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 June 2011
Gay Actor Nathan Lane Was Told That He Is Just Too 'Manly'
Effeminate actor Nathan Lane was supposed to portray Glenn Beck in a movie but producers decided that he was just not feminine enough.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 June 2011
Sharon Stone Has Reached Those Wonderful Cellulite Years
Sharon Stone has been offered to star in the latest Basic Instinct series of movies titled, Basic Instinct 7: Hey Grandma, Close Your Legs Please.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 June 2011
Charlie Sheen Has Finally Gotten It (Sheeesh)
Charlie Sheen was seen at a shopping mall in La Habra telling shoppers that he threw away a $1.8 million weekly paycheck in order to prove to the country that yes, Charlie Sheen is one stupid A-hole.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 June 2011
Greece protests continue
As rioting continues throughout Greece, budgets are starting to hit the police. Riot police in Athens can no longer afford tear gas and are having to politely ask protesters to begin weeping.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 18 June 2011
Bruce Forsyth - knighthood gone to his head
Sir Bruce Forsyth is taking knighthood a bit too far. He has taken to wearing armour in public and carrying big sword.
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Black bear mauled by man in zoo
Black bear seriously injured when attacked by male visitor to zoo he resided in. Apparently the bear reached across a gap and stole the man's Red Sox baseball cap. The fan went wild. Was sedated.
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Justin Bieber's teddy bear kidnapped
Justin refuses to perform until 'teddy' is returned.
Kidnappers demand Bieber perform less 'effeminate' moves on stage and 'teddy' will be returned.
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Atheist demanding vacation days
Atheists have no set'holiday's as do Christians,so are trying to get the 2nd Saturday of each month designated an Atheist Vacation Day and will spend these days doing good deeds for no reward.
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Catholic High Schools new ruling on uniforms
Girls attending Catholic High Schools where a kilt is part of their uniform, have been told they must all 'go commando'. Male kilt-wearers say that it's time for equality.
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Tainted beer altert!
Beer-drinkers are being advised to refrain from drinking beer until the source of a mysterious illness, affecting beer-drinkers worldwide,is isolated.Spirits such as gin and vodka are safe! Party on!
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Jesus returns to earth
Jesus returned to earth, as promised, and once again was taken off to a Mental Institution. He's getting fed up with this and has sworn never to try to come back to where he is obviously not wanted.
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Jolly Green Giant and Hulk are in a relationship
Tired of being alone, the Jolly Green Giant and The Hulk are now in a relationship, sharing a house in Greensville, Kentucky.
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Nose-pickers wanted
Nose-pickers are desperately being recruited by posh children in private schools who are not allowed to pick their own noses. Wages negotiable.
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Masticating in public IS allowed
People ARE allowed to masticate in public as long as they keep their mouths closed and no food leaks from between their lips.
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Americans rename 'weiners'
Weiners (sausages) are being re-named in America. They are now to be called 'willies' in light of the present congressional scandal. No one wishes to put a wiener in their mouth.
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Update on Wills and Kate
They are STILL madly in love with each other. Still holding hands in public.
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Mr Davies is confused !
MP Philip Davies is confused. He asks, "If disabled people have to be paid at least the minimum wage shouldn't it follow that no able bodied person will be working for the same measly amount of pay?"
written by Tommy Twinkle, 18 June 2011
Ed Miliband saved by Blair
Labour leader Ed Miliband was given a boost as Tony Blair praised the Government for its deficit reduction plans before a nuclear attack on Iran.
written by j.w., 18 June 2011
Clarke for the IMF top job?
Kenneth Clarke has been promoted by David Cameron as the ideal President of the World Bank. The jovial ex Chancellor could solve many problems by this move, according to my Tory sources.
written by j.w., 18 June 2011
Can you beat this?
An American citizen has claimed he hasn't voted since McGovern lost. My American pal has never voted - can you beat that?
written by j.w., 18 June 2011
Internet Outrage
A scandal has erupted over Twitters being sold on the cheap.
written by j.w., 18 June 2011
Care Problems Increase
The problems for Care Homes have been dramatically solved as residents have been offered for medical experiments. 'This will keep costs down and bring in essential income' said a Care Home Surgeon.
written by j.w., 18 June 2011
Pension Problems Solved
The Government has solved the Pensions problem by enforcing compulsory death for anyone over 65. This will rise to 66 by 2015.
written by j.w., 18 June 2011
Gaddafi Takes of Nuclear Weapons
Colonel Gaddafi has descended to new depths warning that he will not give up even if he is nuked. He has bunkers so deep they can never be penetrated.
written by j.w., 18 June 2011
West Ham's New Policy
David Gold and David Sullivan have engaged several couples to embrace on the field of play during West Ham's home games so that fans do not fall asleep.
written by j.w., 18 June 2011
Kissing Riot Routed
A Vancouver couple who were kissing passionately in a stadium where a hockey game was in full swing have been arrested for encouraging players to take their eyes off the ball.
written by j.w., 18 June 2011
Cosmetic Surgery
The Coalition Government is embracing cosmetic surgery with the removal of stiff upper lips high on the agenda.
written by j.w., 18 June 2011
Sex on the Brain
Sex therapist Sodomy Sam has suggested a new treatment for dementia - sex on the brain - which involves a prick in your ear.
written by j.w., 18 June 2011
Anthony Weiner's Constituents Extremely Disappointed
Apparently, he lacks the balls they expected.
written by Young American Wisdom, 18 June 2011
