Sarah Palin Invited To Visit France
Carla Bruni-Sarkozy says she invited Sarah Palin to visit her in France and Palin replied that she would but her Nationwide Tour Bus would sink in the Atlantic Ocean.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 June 2011
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Quaker Oats Dude?
Cloris Leachman, who is 85-years-old, says that the rumors that she had Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child are false. Leachman said that she had her tubes tied five decades ago.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 June 2011
Kirstie Alley Danced Away A Whole Lot of Poundage!
After watching Kirstie Alley on Dancing With The Stars Wynonna Judd says she is thinking about going on the dance show so that she can also lose at least 100 or so pounds.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 June 2011
The Headline Man Formerly Known As Mel "From Hell" Gibson
Mel Gibson was overheard telling a friend of his. "Man thank goodness for Charlie Sheen, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Anthony Weiner, and Tracy Morgan."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 June 2011
Russel Crowe insults Jews and their circumcisions!
World famous actor, Russel Crowe, has insulted the orthodox Jewish fraternity by claiming that circumcision is barbaric, the Jews promptly issued a fatwah on Crowe's willy, OUCH!
written by unknown
Has Anyone here seen Kelly?
Nuclear expert Kelly Pratchett is the latest person to have completed an assisted suicide assignment so that she would suffer no more pain.
written by j.w., 14 June 2011
NHS Saved!
The NHS has been saved by Nick Clegg in a bid to bring him back to life.
written by j.w., 14 June 2011
Rubbish Scrapped
'Weekly bin collections are rubbish' declared Tory minister Eric Pickles 'they are to be scrapped and put in the recycling bin'.
written by j.w., 14 June 2011
Vice-President Joe Biden - The Presidential Trip Planner?
V.P. Joe Biden is trying to convince President Obama to take a trip down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. It seems Biden loved being the acting president and getting to sleep in the Presidential Bedroom.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 June 2011
LeAnn Rimes Has Dieted Down To 63 Pounds
Country singer LeAnn Rimes has lost so much weight that she now looks like a white swizzle stick with blonde hair.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 June 2011
Tracy "Anti-Gayster" Morgan Wants To Make Things Right
Tracy Morgan says he is sorry about the anti-gay remarks he made and has offered to donate $175 towards Adam Lambert's cosmetics fund.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 June 2011
Brooke Shields - The Former Actress
Brooke Shields says she is glad that she saved her money, because after the way she messed up at the recent Tony Awards Show, no one will be booking her for anything.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 June 2011
Film Update
Critically reviled Grogan's Revenge continues its run at the top, earning $20 million to bring its 2-week total to $43 million, while teen-comedy State of Confusion has struggled to find an audience.
written by Appalling Trash, 14 June 2011
I don't want to be too negative
But there is no plus button on my calculator.
written by Rebel Not Taken, 14 June 2011
So Farewell, Miriam Karlin
I missed the obits last week - how?
"Everybody out!"
written by Ellis Ian Fields, 14 June 2011
Amazing Sarah Palin e-Mail
Hidden in an obscure corner of the massive tomes containing Sarah Palin's emails is one from an Richard Nixon: 'Go to it girl - complete the unfinished job I left for someone braver than me!'
written by j.w., 14 June 2011
Heard Around the Water Cooler
What do you think of Representative Weiner (D-NY)? He's a schmuck!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 14 June 2011
Democratic Strategy for 2012 Election
If you disagree with the positions of the Looney Tunes on the left you will be called a racist, anti-immigrant (illegal), anti-gay, anti-Muslim, hate seniors, love pollution and your feet stink!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 14 June 2011
Call the Coffee Police
Government, industry and academia tell us to learn to multitask to increase productivity. Then why are some of these same people upset about driving and drinking a cup of coffee?
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 14 June 2011
Compliance
Americans want the federal government out of their pants. Isn't that what Representative Weiner (D-NY) has done?
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 14 June 2011
More about Plastic Bags
Rabid environmentalists want to ban plastic supermarket bag use to prevent them from getting into streams and hurting wildlife. Shouldn't the slobs that don't properly dispose of the bags be banned?
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 14 June 2011
From the White House
The White House calls the Representative Wiener (D-NY) situation a behavior distraction. Republican's call President Obama's spending policies an economic growth obstruction!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 14 June 2011
Where's the Kool-Aid?
Harold Camping, the radio host, has rescheduled the May 21, 2011 Rapture for October 21, 2011. Meanwhile he continues to seek out satanic phalli at the Denver International Airport!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 14 June 2011
Live and Learn
LONE RANGER: Tonto you were once a member of the ACLU. TONTO: I quit when I found out ACLU stands for Asinine Clueless Liberal Upstarts, who speak with forked tongue!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 14 June 2011
