5'6" Nicholas Sarkozy Deemed 'Sex Machine."
Report appears in June issue of 'Little People ' in Poll taken by Canadian 'Lady Godiva', 4'1", during her retirement tour of the Provinces saying,"I just love Poles, especially little pink ones!"
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Brits Find French Aircraft Carriers Unsafe!
Reports are craft are too slow to launch planes into the wind as crew is cultivating mussels on the keel and only harvest once a month as part of 'self sustaining' EU Eating Mandate.
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"Huma" Weiner?
Despite counseling from Bill Clinton, she refuses to get on her knees and bite the bullet over husband A. Weiner.
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Obama Celebrates Stimulus Recovery in N.C.!
Firm got $30M, built factory in China with 50% Chinese staff to build $50 LED lights to resell to US at 5,000% profit! Motel 6 says they'll be leaving the candle on fer ya, calls Obama a 'dim bulb'
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Most Brits Say they Don't Understand Weinergate!
Probably because the EU is using so much vaseline, they don't even feel they're getting F****d much less understand US core values since they've lost theirs.
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PM Dr. Dave Promises $1.2B in Foreign Medical Aid to Cure Diarrhea!
Britain is so broke they can't afford to shit in their hat, and now Dave is taking the piss giving what little they have left away! Critics say he's full of shit and hope election enema will help.
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Brit Pilots Frustrated After French Training!
Said Squadron Commander Sean Hummingbird, "It's impossible...we GIVE UP!"
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Obama Appoints Biden to Chair Waste Committee!
Will a Donkey stop shitting where he eats? Biden said he would be issuing a subpoena for Herbert Hoover to get to the bottom of the mess and asks congress for bigger staff, office & 10 hr. work week.
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Weiner's Rehab Trip Postponed After State Dept. Places Hold on Travel!
Hillary Clinton supported Huma Weiner's contention that Thailand wasn't exactly the best place to go for sexual therapy, unless he was going to become
a 'lady boy' and go 'tits up!'
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NHS Says Dragging Dead Man by Heels Not Usual Procedure!
Spokesman explains "all the wheel barrows were employed elsewhere, plus we had 9 days to go before the Wheelie Bins were due to be collected!
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Cheat tells brother to dump cheat
It is reported that Ryan Giggs has had the nerve to tell his brother to dump his cheating wife because she 'is trouble'. What a gentleman! Always thinking of his family first!
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Man Ate Liver, Heart, Lungs And Onions For Dinner
Said later it was offal.
written by Skoob1999, 13 June 2011
Kathy Griffin Could Have Been Politically "Incorrect"
Kathy Griffin star of My Life On The D List says that she almost had Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Love Child' but she decided to go out with Clay Aiken instead.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 June 2011
Jerry Springer Certainly Knows All About Trash TV
Jerry Springer noted that due to the extreme popularity of Congressman Anthony "The Pee-Pee" Weiner he is seriously thinking of bringing back his old show which dealt with stuff like Weinergate.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 June 2011
Boy George Seems To Have Got It All Figured Out
Boy George says that he would love to record a song with Cheryl Cole and adds that they could tour as Boy George and Girl Geordie.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 June 2011
Congressman Anthony Weiner Has At Least One Fan
Amy Winehouse says that she not only finds Anthony Weiner to be fascinating but adds that she would like to go out on a date with him as well.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 June 2011
Giggs To Sue.
Ryan Giggs is sick and tired of people making allegations about his sex life. Enough is enough he says, "If I find out who the alligators are, I will sue them."
written by Gordon Clarke, 13 June 2011
Boring Old Fart.
I'm not a boring old fart. I know who 50 cent is. He used to be half of Dollar in the eighties.
written by Gordon Clarke, 13 June 2011
Streetwalker Fools Tourist
A Malaysian streetwalker has manipulated a British tourist in a last-ditch attempt to raise enough cash to buy a new pair of undies.
written by Appalling Trash, 13 June 2011
Geek's Suggestion Gets Girlfriend Thinking
Band geek shocks girlfriend when he suggests they drink grain alcohol strained through his dirty underwear.
written by Appalling Trash, 13 June 2011
Diarrhoea Deprives Diplomat
An Austrian diplomat has excused himself from a European Summit, claiming a severe case of the runs and intermittent retching of his intestines.
written by Appalling Trash, 13 June 2011
Bogcover Returns in Boobie Film
Sir Lionel Bogcover, 79, is making a film comeback. Bogcover will produce and star in the film sequel Runaway Boobie Returns, due for release in early 2012. The original film was released in 1935!
written by Appalling Trash, 13 June 2011
Busty Hires Pussy for New Film
Acclaimed Japanese actress Tatsuko 'Pussy' Satou, 77, has been cast as Akiko in Busty Bambini's new blockbuster film I Dream of Genie, due for international release in 2012.
written by Appalling Trash, 13 June 2011
Inbreeding Population Explosion Expected
Scientists blame infiltration of the Isle of Wight Festival by local residents promoting "Free Love"
written by Whitters, 13 June 2011
Anthony Weiner - Shocked!
Anthony Weiner is shocked that no-one wants to shake his hand anymore.
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Why is Weiner Whining?
Dozy sod should have changed his name years ago!
Only trouble can come from hanging on to Weiner.
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Spoof Writer fails test to compete on Deal or No Deal
Lady Godiva failed to pass a test to become a competitor on the game show 'Deal or No Deal'. Apparently she can only recognize numbers up to 10.
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Bag of commas stolen from HQ of Spoof.Com.
A bag of commas has been stolen from a Writer's Forum and have, been found, in very, strange places,
written by Rebel Not Taken, 13 June 2011
The Man-Eating Pink Lawn Flamingo of Tucson
A 98-year-old man living in Tucson, Arizona was arrested after neighbors reported seeing him shoot a pink lawn flamingo. The man told police that the pink lawn flamingo had bitten him...three times.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 June 2011
Mexico's Drug Cartels Control Lots Of Mexico's Factories
Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio is looking into the rumors that Mexico's Green Guacamole Drug Cartel is mailing thousands of boxes of matches to illegal aliens living in Arizona.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 June 2011
Sarah Palin Has The Arizona Wildfire Situation Under Control
The Arizona wildfires continue to burn. Sarah Palin was asked about the Grand Canyon. She thought for a second and then replied, "Well ya know, if it burns down by golly we'll just rebuild it again."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 June 2011
The Shipment of Counterfeit Tortillas That Did Not Make It Across The Border
Customs agents in Laredo, Texas confiscated 10,000 counterfeit flour tortillas. Agents said that the tortillas looked like tortillas, felt like tortillas, but tasted like cornbread.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 June 2011
Deadly sharks spotted off of UK coast!
The deadly, vicious, evil, Oceanic White Tip shark has been spotted off of the UK coast; they heard that many obese, overweight Brits will be visiting the beach this year, YUMMY!
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Wayne Rooney retires from soccer, he's a pop-star now!
Wayne Rooney is sick of all the scandals in the soccer world and has retired to become a pop-star! His first hit is a new version of the Beatles classic "Can't buy me love" called "Can buy me love!"
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Nottingham Forest appoint Umbrella as new manager.
The Umbrella is expected to bring in ex England coach Steve McClaren as it's assistant.
written by Rebel Not Taken, 13 June 2011
Faggery celebrated
The trooping of the fag has just finished in London and lots of gays and lesbians enjoyed dressing up in unusual costumes followed by prancing and dancing down Whitehall. Prince William sent messages.
written by whatinthe world, 13 June 2011
