Old Film Footage of Blackpool
Old film footage of Blackpool from 1894 shows that Blackpool looks identical now as it did back then. Really identical. It hasn't changed at all.
written by IainB, 26 July 2011
Breaking News! Amy Winehouse is NOT dead
Breaking News! Amy Winehouse is NOT dead. Forensics tried to draw a line around her body and she sprung up & tried to snort it!
written by Thenorris, 26 July 2011
How to save your money
Don't spend any of it!
written by unknown
It Is Best To Heed The Warning of The Red Red Alert
Due to the tremendous heat, Arizona has issued a Red Red Alert which means that it is so damn hot that non-Indian-Americans are warned not to even think about bothering the Indian-Americans.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 July 2011
One Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Enough
Since everyone has already forgotten about Glenn "NaziBoy" Beck he reportedly told his maid he is going to have to do something to get back in the public eye. The maid immediately quit on the spot.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 July 2011
Even South Dakota Is Feeling The Hellacious Heat Wave!
It was so hot in South Dakota yesterday that all four Mount Rushmore presidents had sweat beads on their foreheads.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 July 2011
Ring! Ring! Okay Kids Recess Is Over
Speaker of the House John "Teardrops" Boehner has made it very clear that he will not stop crying until he gets his way. And he says he will get his way even if he has to threaten to hold his breath.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 July 2011
Chuahuas calling doxin's dirty wieners.
The chuahua community are having a major dispute with the doxin community and are referring to them as dirty wieners.
written by Zachary Estle, 26 July 2011
How to earn thousands of dollars a year
Work hard and get a bloody job!
written by unknown
Another Royal Wedding July 30th
Get your vcrs and dvd players ready to tape.....Zara Phillips and Mike Tindall's upcoming nuptials are bound to be much more'entertaining than Wills' and Kates'. Rugby players on guest list.
written by unknown
Richard Nixon and Elvis are desperate
Tricky Dicky and Elvis are desperate to leave the Caption Competion. They are running out of things to say and both need to take take a 'leak' really badly.
written by unknown
Mike 'The Fridge' Tindall's famous nose
Mike's famous crooked nose has its own Facebook Account with over 350 'friends' so far. Zara Phillips was the first 'friend' of Mike's nose.
written by unknown
Royal family members being 'nosey'
Some members of the Royals feel Mike Tindall should have his nose straightened before he marries into the family on June 30th. He said 'NO' and now THEIR noses are all out of joint.
written by unknown
Profile pictures too good looking
A recent survey of profiles have shown people only use good pictures; if they have none, the default or some random picture is used. "Weirdly, people want to look good," said a Facebook developer.
written by IainB, 26 July 2011
Gadaffi not Criminal - Official
Statesmen are relieved at declarations that Gadaffi doesn't have to go to the World Criminal Court after all. All he has to do is take his well earned retirement.
written by j.w., 26 July 2011
US Chicken Fight
A blood curdling sport of 'Whose the Chicken?' is gripping America. Unfortunately it could end with a dead duck.
written by j.w., 26 July 2011
Royal Wedding Blamed for Slow Growth
Economic embarrassment at terrible growth figures has been blamed on Kate Middleton who should have married William when the economic climate was better.
written by j.w., 26 July 2011
Right Wing Plot in Norway
A right wing plot to get Hacking, Cameron and Murdoch off the front pages has led to a diversionary tactic that went too far!
written by j.w., 26 July 2011
Mick McCarthy in Twitter attack
Wolves' manager Mick McCarthy has warned his players they will be banned and fined for spreading rumours on Twitter and tweeted that they are "numpties".
written by Rebel Not Taken, 26 July 2011
Voldermurdoch in Danger
Harry Potshot has taken a swipe at evil monster Voldermurdoch but he is taking a while to give up and die.
written by j.w., 26 July 2011
Isle of Wight banning 'crack'
There appears to be confusion about the word 'crack' on the Isle of Wight. Residents took it to mean 'having a wee chat' but found out the word is also related to illegal drugs. Word CRACK now banned.
written by unknown
Sarah Palin bored out of her tree
She said she is shooting anything that moves. No animal or human is safe when Sarah is around. Not even her family members.
written by unknown
