Boost for Ed Miliband
Ed Miliband is being helped by two pals. First Mendlesohn says Miliband is no good and then Blair puts the boot in. With critics like this Ed is on the way to Downing Street.
written by j.w., 10 July 2011
Mount Olive Ministries church built without permission
Vicar says, "Jesus said it was OK so fuck the council"
written by Les Being, 10 July 2011
Murdoch says chief Rebekah Brooks is his top priority
Unless she stops him owning BSkyB, then she's toast
written by Les Being, 10 July 2011
Victoria Beckham has baby girl
David said to posh, "Are you sure it's yours", after he sees baby smile
written by Les Being, 10 July 2011
News Of The World Readers Told Not To Worry
"We'll make the news up as we go along," say theSpoof.co.uk
written by Skoob1999, 10 July 2011
Prince Harry Says Formula One Going In Right Direction
Which is happen as well - they'd all crash otherwise.
written by Skoob1999, 10 July 2011
Sunday Sport Latest Headline
Sunday Sport headlines have included 'World War II bomber found on moon and Hitler was a woman', carrying on the tradition todays headline reads 'There was no hacking at the News of the World...'
written by higginscartoons, 10 July 2011
Local Man Declines Offer Of Bulletproof Vest
"I'm already bulletproof. Heh heh!" says Martin Shuttlecock.
written by Skoob1999, 10 July 2011
Spoof Writer Issued With Restraining Order
A mystery blonde who does not even know her own name or even why she is on Earth has got police to issue a restraing order banning a Spoof! writer from getting within spoofing distance of her.
written by Alex99, 10 July 2011
returntothebattleforbloodroyalesothatwecannolongerloveyou.com Goes Bust
The above dotcom with the dumbest name went bust following the murder of its virtual gigolo, Akirasan by an enraged husband Ohashi Shindo.
written by Alex99, 10 July 2011
Another Change to Democratic Party's Symbol
The Democratic Party symbol was changed from a donkey to an ass because of the far left wing loons. Spinning of the 9.2% unemployment rate has Americans calling for the symbol to be an asshole!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 July 2011
