Gordon Brown Stig quote No2
Some say that when he smiles, a child in London receives triple homework for coming to lessons.
written by masterchev, 25 September 2010
Miliband Brothers Grounded!
David & Ed Miliband have been grounded by their parents. David was overhead shouting at Ed 'Your Mean,your the meanest brother ever'
The grounding occured when Ed started shouting 'Loser! Loser!
written by Gabhan O'Buachalla, 25 September 2010
Letter P to be abolished next year
"Don't listen to them" says Obama. "They're talking cra".
written by churchmouse, 25 September 2010
Gay Soldier Reinstated
"I think this all started when I revealed that I had never felt so happy in my entire life following successful treatment for depression. Somehow this got distorted", says Corporal Buggamee.
written by Mercy Me, 25 September 2010
Bad Headline number 69:
The antique stripper to show off wares!
written by IN SEINE, 25 September 2010
Under New Management
NBC Universal chief Jeff Zucker will step down after cable provider Comcast takes control of the company. Since NBC TV ratings are in the toilet, expect other executives to be flushed!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
Have I Got a Good Deal for You
China threatened calling $3 trillion in US Treasury Bonds, they hold. President Obama swapped San Francisco's Chinatown for the money and threw in the rest of the city as interest on the loan!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
Pelosi Loses House Speaker's Position
Regardless of whether the Republicans take over the US House, Pelosi is out as speaker. President Obama swapping San Francisco to the Chinese in exchange for some US loans make her a foreign national!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
School Officials Brains Atrophy
School official's ban kids running, jumping & playing Dodge Ball during recess because of safety & self-esteem concerns. Now they want to ban Chocolate Milk because of childhood obesity concerns. DUH!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
It's Only Green in the Spring
The FTC has banned the use of the label "GREEN, NATURAL, ORGANIC." by a company selling horse manure. The company has 30 days to remove the word "GREEN" or be fined!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
Another Self Inflicted Mugging in San Francisco CA
A "Girly man" was found in a parking garage with a vibrator stuck up the ass. Police indicate the person inserted the device in the wrong orifice!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
Added Subject
A blue state on the Chesapeake Bay has added teaching about the environment to its school's curriculum. Now some kids in the state will not be proficient in reading, writing, math and the environment!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
Obama Administration is Screwed Up
EPA wants to save as many fish as possible using best available water/fish filtering technology. HHS wants to eliminate frequency of mammograms for women to save money.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
Obamanomics
Congress asks small businesses to hire unemployed workers by giving them tax credits. If there is no increase in demand for product or service, why would any business person hire additional workers?
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
Jump Starting the US Economy
Democratic liberal left Congress passes another spending bill to jump start the economy. The American public is better served by Congress buying a set of jumper cables at a small business auto store!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
Come to the Rally
VP Biden is holding an Impeach President Obama rally. VP Biden wants to beat the Republicans & ethical Democrats to the punch, as the malfeasance continues to pour from the White House windows!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
Very Fair and Balanced
Fox News Channel is to offer ex-President Obama a 3:00 AM news hour spot, after his impeachment trial in 2011!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
Stink Bugs
Maryland farmers, fruit growers & homeowners are dealing with a stink bug problem. One homeowner said "they're just like Democratic left wing liberals, you get rid of them but they keep coming back."
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
Term Limits for Dinosaurs
A senile Democratic incumbent Senator (over two decades) of a blue state on the Chesapeake Bay has been portrayed by her Republican opponent as a dinosaur. He makes a good case for term limits!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
However You Say It
Democratic incumbents favoring Obama administration policies face stiff opposition from the American people during the 2010 elections. Not politely put, the Democrats are going to get screwed!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
Clueless as Usual
Former President Jimmy Carter develops a zit on his ass. Blames Republicans, Tea Party and Fox News Channel!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
More Foot-in-Mouth Disease Reported
Incompetent former President Jimmy Carter opened his mouth about the 2010 election. Nothing more is needed, as the former Democratic president said nothing of value!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
Another Case of Foot-in-Mouth Disease Reported
We know SML Reid is a racist from his statement about President Obama's "light skin color" and "lack of Negro accent." Now we know he is also sexist by calling Senator Gillibrand "Hot!"
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
Bipartisan Cooperation
Senator Gillibrand (D-NY) and prospective Senator O'Donnell (R-DE) will co-sponsor a bill that replaces all the salt used for cooking/seasoning in the USA with saltpeter! (Think about it!)
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
Democrats Have Short Memories
The Democratic liberal left continues to rail about Christine O'Donnell qualifications, while a buffoon like Al Franken (D-MN) was elected as a US Senator!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
SML Reid Defends Obamacare
SML Reid was giving a speech defending Obamacare's cost reductions that just went into effect. He incurred a paper cut, was rushed to an emergency room for a band Aid and received a bill for $10,000!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
At House Speaker Pelosi's Press Conference
At a press conference HS Pelosi again indicated Democrats would keep control of the US House & her Pinocchio nose expanded! Congressional Reporters had to quickly clear the front two rows of seats!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
Iran's President Nut Job Speaks at the UN
320 million Americans reacted to the Iranian President's speech at the UN about the 9/11 attack, by saying "@*$! #%* and the horse you rode in on!" Unfortunately President Obama was more sedate!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
When Ordinary Laxatives Just Don't Work
Iranian President Ahmadinejad's speech at the UN demonstrates that he is full of shit. Israel is considering giving the Iranian president a nuclear enema!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 September 2010
Frumpy Woman Stuffs Pink Pussy in Bin Laden
It's been a crazy Summer for news...
written by pinxit, 25 September 2010
Bedbugs Invade NYC Schools
Claim they have a right to be educated.
written by Gail Farrelly, 25 September 2010
Attorney Shawn Chapman Holley Has Karma to Blame.
Shawn Chapman Holley, the attorney who coulnd't keep a millionaire client out of jail on a probation violation, has tasted Karma's backhand. "You were on OJ's defense team? Suffer."
written by anthonyrosania, 25 September 2010
