Pixie Lott Distributes Cupcakes* To Fashion Show Guests
Indians cancel Games
The Indian Government has cancelled the Commonwealth Games in Delhi because cricket was excluded from the programme. "No cricket, no games" declared the Indian President. Who saw that coming?
written by whatinthe world, 29 September 2010
Commonwealth hires monkeys as security
Fernando Torres, Wayne Rooney and Ashley Cole "delighted to be doing something productive"
written by masterchev, 29 September 2010
Organic Food Sales Drive Kicks Off
Doomed to failure - public don't really want music with their fruit and veg.
James Corden To Be A Father
That's no life for a child, having a dad like that.
Bud Selig to add 4th division in American League
Division to be comprised of only the New York Yankees, thus assuring their appearance in the playoffs every year.
"Might as well," said Selig.
written by Scoop Pynchon, 29 September 2010
Pope to be International Children's Commissioner
The Pope has been appointed Internation Children's Commissioner and will head a team to wipe out worldwide child abuse. The Vatican said that the Catholic church has wide experience in such matters.
written by Xavier, 29 September 2010
Ukrainian scientist Elena Bodnar invents a bra that converts into two gas masks.
She will be turning Anne Widdecombe's "Strictly Come Dancing" dress into an emergency tent village for the homeless.
Beckham call girl says it was all a misunderstanding due to her poor English.
When I said David enjoyed a threesome I thought that meant a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich, she claimed.
David Miliband gracious in defeat.
He sends a gift-wrapped Segway to brother Ed's clifftop weekend home.
Ailing North Korean leader Kim Jong-il promotes all his offspring.
Key government posts awarded to Jung-il Buk, Dim Sun, Rong-Un and Tuk il.
Biscuit Manufacturers' Conference Breaks Up Unexpectedly
"Crumbs!" Says surprised delegate.
written by Ellis Ian Fields, 29 September 2010