Bride Goes Into Labor At Own Wedding
Flower girl and ring boy have nightmares for two weeks, but now know "where babies come from."
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Bride Goes Into Labor At Own Wedding
Vows included "in sickness, in health, in childbirth..."
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Bride Goes Into Labor At Own Wedding
I guess it's better that her water broke instead of the expensive punch bowl.
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Bride Goes Into Labor At Own Wedding
I'll bet the bride didn't stay for the reception!
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Bride Goes Into Labor At Own Wedding
Did the cake cutter do double duty with the cord?
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Bride Goes Into Labor At Own Wedding
If this were Arkansas, there would be a shotgun involved.
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Bride Goes Into Labor At Own Wedding
I wonder how the bride would feel if, 15 years from now, her daughter wears her wedding gown?
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Bride Goes Into Labor At Own Wedding
Were there three figures on top of the cake at the reception?
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Bride Goes Into Labor At Own Wedding
Just when the minister said "if anyone knows any reason why this couple should not be wed, let him speak now or ever hold his peace," the baby made his appearance.
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Bride Goes Into Labor At Own Wedding
Were the bridal shower and baby shower a combined affair?
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Bride Goes Into Labor At Own Wedding
Did she throw the bouquet, or the afterbirth?
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Bride Goes Into Labor At Own Wedding
Poor groom won't get laid on his honeymoon.
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Bride Goes Into Labor At Own Wedding
I hope she told the groom she was pregnant!
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Bride Goes Into Labor At Own Wedding
Was the baby her "something new?"
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Bride Goes Into Labor At Own Wedding
I'll bet the dress wasn't white
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More From The Fish Tank
Lungfish are best kept out of the bathroom. Cod are dull companions. The Conger Eel needs circumspection: it might startle a visiting Priest. A strategically-placed Pike or Lamprey will disturb unwanted guests.
written by Erskin Quint, 03 March 2010
Boot Hill For "Yo-Yo Cowboy"
Mitch "Mitch Mitchellson" Mitchellson, the 'Yo-Yo Cowpoke, has died. 'His catchphrase, "Yippy Yi Yo Yo" will live on in the memories of those who remember him', said co-star Hank "Hank Hanks" Hanks yesterday.
written by Erskin Quint, 03 March 2010
Dalmation Spotted
Now is the time to prune your Bishops. Take care with prebendaries: feed sparingly and remove surplus root matter. A curate or deacon will survive in a small pot. Keep catholic priests away from children.
written by Erskin Quint, 03 March 2010
Escaped Clown Spotted
Whitby fishwife Vera Boute claims that she has spotted escaped clown Herod Mountyman, missing from Jollifer and Grindle's Circus. "He was disguised as a welsh dresser. His Queen Anne legs gave him away", she claimed.
written by Erskin Quint, 03 March 2010
Better Stimulus Package
Since his first simulus never worked, this time the President is including a free bottle of Viagra, Levitra and Cialis. That will save every family at least $1,000 at present prices.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
WI News
Utterleigh and Dedworth WI held a Walling-Up evening to raise money for damp-proofing work on the Town Crier. Mrs Nangster managed to brick up Reverend Trupple in a record 13 hours 20 minutes.
written by Erskin Quint, 03 March 2010
Obesity Not Healthy
First Lady Michelle Obama recently unveiled her anti-obesity plan. President Obama is already heeding her plan by skipping dinner & lighting up.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
High Pressure Holds Sway
Laurence Pultifer, author of Design Your Own Warehouse and The Strain-Free Way with Umbrellas and Shooting-Sticks, is excited about his new book The Ergonomics of the Brothel, for which "years of research were essential".
written by Erskin Quint, 03 March 2010
Tribes of the Sahara
...are able to compute the probability of finding an albon particle by means of conjugate variables, whose position might be more precisely described as a half-posited abstracted position ugenstate or Hubert Field.
written by Erskin Quint, 03 March 2010
Cats are "Ideal Companions for the Devout"
Spivey, Spivey and Muttermore, the Arbroath lighthouse-builders, yesterday announced an exciting new commission to supply the Afghan Coastguard with three of their De Luxe "Empress" Lighthouses.
written by Erskin Quint, 03 March 2010
New Bypass for Cullompton
The Barber who shaves all and only those who do not shave themselves might be a fraud, it was claimed yesterday. "I saw him shave himself" said Mervyn Lenticle, an unemployed scarecrow from Pontyllanfairffanlach.
written by Erskin Quint, 03 March 2010
Inventor's Legacy
Among the many inventions of Percy Flage, who died two days ago, were such objets as a waistcoat for geese, a bat whistle, a ventilated cricket bat, dehydrated water powder ("just add water!") and a moonlight filter.
written by Erskin Quint, 03 March 2010
President Well, Country In Hand Basket
Physical exam of President Obama says he's in good shape except for something called "Mother-In-Law Ears". However, the rest of the country going to hell in a hand basket.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
More Music
The expectant audience at Vienna's Strudltheater were bemused at last night's concert by 'Silent Bugler' Adelbert Greubelberger, when he began with a minute's silence for the late pianist Willy Fuchs.
written by Erskin Quint, 03 March 2010
Finally Revealed
Revealed after all these years. That bulge in Elvis Presley's pelvis while he sang..a banana he was going to use to make a sandwich after show.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Jon Loses Another One
Latest rumour: Jon Gosselin and story in tabloid about his three inch penis, settled out of pants.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
"Health Charge On Restaurant Food
The latest hidden mandatory add-on is a "health" charge added to restaurant bills. Some triple burgers could cost you $5 extra. "Many going with three regular burgers, throwing extra buns away."
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Bush In Texas: That Was Worse Than My Little Goat"
President's teleprompter hacked again. Tells crowd at Health Care conference about Turkey Lurkey And Goosey Poosey!
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
GOP/Dems Battle Over Who Spoke Last
Certain Republicans now have coughing fits every time President Obama makes a speech. Loud sneezes end with pepper ban. GOP now eating beans but Democrat Byrd out-farting them. "I can't help myself!"
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Dems/GOP Agree About Everything.
Pelosi and Reid endorse bills that will bar republicans from Senate and House bathrooms. Larry Craig shits on the Senate floor.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
The Longest Sport
Major League Baseball may go to new five-minute replay to see if ball was really a strike or a ball. Next! Chess moves!
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Child directs planes at JFK airport and does a fine job!
A mystery child was allowed to direct jets at JFK airport as his dad took a short nap! Virgin Airways flight 101 heard the following message: DA-DOO-DA-DA, the pilot sung along!
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Slipped Him A Dicky!
The Bayer Company say that more women purchasing Levitra than men, since they discovered it doesn't change taste of beer.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Rare Photo Bought By Billionaire
The National Sewer purchases rare photo from Buzz Aldrin of Neil Armstrong on the moon, apparently mooning the earth.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Witnesses Saw Second Youth
Police say they believe teen that apparently tried to jump the Grand Canyon on a skateboard was pushed.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Forget Acting
New Neilson ratings involving those on the net not working as numbers depended upon how little actors wore on the show.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
The Mushroom Mobile Fails First Test
First hydrogen car shown off in India blows up as it takes off, causing 100,000 casualties.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Scuse Me
Sundau's preacher giving thanks for the fried chicken dinner at the Obama's ruined by beer fart.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
"An Enemy Has Done This"
Washington, DC cops find marijuana plants in Michelle Obama organic garden. Michelle and gardener claim it wasn't there before Cheney visit.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Sir Bob Geldof declares war against thieving Ethiopian rebels!
It's now become clear that reblels syphoned off
95$ million of Live Aid money to buy weapons, Sir Bob is on the war path, bought himself a tank and is going to blow the thieving bastards away!
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Young Whippersnapper whipped, snapped
"This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me", the WS's Dad said just prior to laying on the punishment.
written by Wumf, 03 March 2010
Police on Patrol
What's worse than your car being flooded up to its windscreen? Finding you've been given a parking ticket, ticket for no boating license and polluting waterways.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
New Smaller Condoms
Swiss government produces extra small condoms for boys as young as 12, called "the Gosselin Special".
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
No Clapping Please
Clapping ban for election TV debates as nervous parties 'fear studio audience reaction could influence TV viewers'. Most plan to scream, run around room.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Foot Dies With Boot On
Former Labour leader Michael Foot dies, aged 96. "He's had one foot in the grave for some time", say friends & family.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
"Body Scan Complete. You May Dress Now"
Muslim women who refused to take 'naked' full-body scan are barred from Manchester to Pakistan flight find out there IS no full body scan at airport.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Anything off limit
A heinous crime that shocked a nation. A 2 year old cruelly done away with. A spoof appears - are there any limits? Apparently not.
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BBC subtitles subo
Scots are up in arms following the Jonathon Ross Show. After a performance of Wild Mushrooms Miss Boyle's interview was subtitled.
written by Nae mair crap, 03 March 2010
Promised Wrestling Results
In promised Late Night Wrestling Results, Not Very Nice Guy Stompino defeated Armless Tony Pudd, pinning him in 15 seconds.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Cheaper Airlines
Hard-pressed Europeans flock to cheaper airlines which have brought back the Spruce Goose with standing room only.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Sarah Palin To Sign Contract?
Sarah Palin's new gig: late-night comedian. To play Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live!
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Males Pumped Up!
'Idol' judges pump up male semifinalists with penis pump! I'm sorry. That should be: 'Idol' judges pump up male semifinalists with praise!
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Hair Turned White When Confronted With Bleak Landscape
Polar bears found to descend from brown beans. I'm sorry, that should be "brown bears".
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Tests Needed
Scientists say tsunami models should be tested. Ask the authorities to make surfers quit following them around.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Snakes Alive!
Fossil of 30,000-Year-Old snake eating doorknob found in India sets scientists back on their heels.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
We Must All Sacrifice A Little
Stranded polar bear and it's cub kills 18 rescuers. But, on the other hand, they have plenty to eat before swim back to bigger iceberg brings cheers From Greenpeace!
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Al Gore: World's Leading Scientist #3
Al Gore: "Second bad winter in a row won't stand a snowball's chance in hell!"
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Al Gore: World's Leading Scientist #2
"The bad winter setting records was only the global warming earth taking five."
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Al Gore: World's Leading Scientist
"The missing link has ALWAYS been here", states Scientist Gore. "It's the male penis!"
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Missing Animal Link Found
Polar bears found to descend from brown bears which descended from piss ants, according to Al Gore who's cracking up after bad winter.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Earth Day Shortened #6
Chile earthquake may have shortened Earth's day. "And that's why I never got to finish my homework, Mrs. Stevens."
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Earth Day Shortened #5
Chile earthquake may have shortened Earth's day. "It went from green immediately to red and that's why I ran the light, officer."
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Shortened Earth Day #4
Chile earthquake may have shortened Earth's day, as boss explains why everyone's pay check a little short this time.
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Earth Day Shortened #3
Chile earthquake may have shortened Earth's day. "And that's why I was just a little late in payment, Mr. Rossini."
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Earth's Day Shortened #2
Chile earthquake may have shortened Earth's day. Husband's use excuse for shorter sex performance. "Threw me off me stride."
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Lost a Couple Seconds Somewhere & It Threw Me Off
Chile earthquake may have shortened Earth's day as thousands use fact to explain why they were late to work Monday.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Seven Recalls The First 2 Months Of 2010
Toyota hearings may lead to new auto safety rules, which have always worked so well in the past.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Washington Changing Execution Methods
AP News Break: WA changes execution method. Going from three drugs to one big pillow should save state some money. Just ask Chief in "Cuckoo's Nest".
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
008 In Trouble
Former British spy arrested for selling former British secrets.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Taliban Not Drugs Sought
Taliban, not drugs, focus of US-Afghan offensive as huge opium manufacturing plant found, sampled.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
May Wind Up With A Free Aspirin For Everyone
Top Dems looking to Obama for health care momentum as he begins second year in efforts to get it passed.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Paterson Mum
NY Gov. Paterson mum as scandal claims top cop. No one seems to know how Patterson's Mum got to be top cop!
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Protests From DC To California
Same-sex marriage becomes legal in DC; line forms. More protests form. American's drift further apart.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Racist Set-Ups?
Racist incidents, protests spread at UC campuses. Students enjoying nostalgia trip!
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Home-Learning To Us InThe South
Homeschooling: German Family Gets Political Asylum in U.S. to home school children.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Glad They Got 'Em
Authorities bust 3 in infection of 13M computers, but apparently they totally missed us on TheSponge.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Days Numbered?
Chile Earthquake May Have Shortened Days on Earth. Terrorists and their leaders have definitely done so.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Gays In Military
GOP dismisses military study on gays as biased. "You mean, like Joan Baezed?" asks Former VP Quayle?
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Nissan Make It Unanimous
Nissan recalls nearly 540,000 vehicles worldwide. "I guess it's time for us to fess up too."
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Katie Price to ditch husband Alex Reid
Katie Price will ditch husband Alex Reid
if the price is right
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Naomi Campbell declared a slapper
Supermodel Naomi Campbell was declared a slapper
after she slapped her chauffer in the back of the head
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Obama staffer "steals" his boss's cigarette ends
Staffer claims he was merely 'helping the environment'. Obama responds by 'rolling his own' and eating his cig-ends.
written by Tcoah, 03 March 2010
non-man alien - possible?
How can an alien be a man? Asks Sarah Brown in BBC Radio's 'Island Discs' show
written by Tcoah, 03 March 2010
Iranians explain reason for stone-walling
Obama told us early on he wanted to park 50% of America's nuke arsenal in Iran. So Iran needed time to build runways long enough to accommodate Galaxy air-freighters
written by Tcoah, 03 March 2010
Obama signs torture exception order
"It's outrageous", said Spoofer. "I might be critical of the President, but for good reason: he's a smoking drunk and has his finger on America's nuclear arsenal".
written by Tcoah, 03 March 2010
Strategic Air Command - no more c/o Obama's sloshed orders
Said President's staffer: "There's not much point in having these big bomber aircraft once Obama gives away 50% of America's nuke arsenal to the Iranians.
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Sloshed Obama
orders 50% of American nuke bombers to the scrap heap after dropping off 'packages' at an specially built long run-way strip adjacent to an Iranian 'milk factory'.
written by Tcoah, 03 March 2010
So the galley gambit of Supermarket Checkout 'news' stands - all true
even Obama's own doctor has warned Obama to cut back on the booze and smoking.
written by Tcoah, 03 March 2010
Obama sides with Argentina over Falklands
Obama's version of "How to Make Friends and Influence People".
written by Tcoah, 03 March 2010
NASA: Chile earthquake affects changes to Earth's rate of rotation
"Prep" for 2012? Noted doomsday Spoofer respectfully disagrees, "Gordon Brown is a bigger threat."
written by Tcoah, 03 March 2010
Smithsonian Yet to Discover Power of Oxy
Institute rejects suit worn by former running back Simpson on day he was acquitted of murder. Officials indicate mere dry cleaning had failed to remove traces of O.J. from the garment.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 03 March 2010
Gun rights upheld for left handers!
Now folks can come out shootin' ambidextrously!
written by Wumf, 03 March 2010
An Ecstatic Kindle Comments on a Possible iPad Launch Delay
"I told you that the iPad was nothing but a Johnny-come-lately."
written by Gail Farrelly, 03 March 2010
God Explains Ice Deposits Found at the Moon's North Pole
"My bad. Santa Claus had ordered some ice from me, but I delivered it to the wrong North Pole."
written by Gail Farrelly, 03 March 2010
There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe . . . until the Bank Foreclosed on It
Donald Trump moved her to a mansion. She lived happily ever after.
written by Gail Farrelly, 03 March 2010
The Olympics are over. What now?
While visiting the Olympics Michael Phelps recognized Tiger Woods in disguise. They chatted and agreed to share their troubles: Michael is swapping a bong for one of Tiger's phone numbers.
written by C. Cranium, 03 March 2010
Yarn business started on shoestring
"Molly's Macrame",a new shop in the downtown will open Friday.
written by Wumf, 03 March 2010
Anthony Quayle quails at sight of quail
Actor says he," has always been frightened of the little birds."
written by Wumf, 03 March 2010
Wild badger badgered
Although it is strictly illegal to bother wild animals in the nation's national parks, badgers are high on the list of animals teased regularly.
written by Wumf, 03 March 2010
Astronauts reprimanded for doing a "wheelie" in space shuttle
"Even though they look like one, these craft are not toys!"says Nasa
written by Wumf, 03 March 2010
Record set by France's newest Airbus
Plane is so large entire country of Lichtenstein climbed aboard for fun weekend in Azores.
written by Wumf, 03 March 2010
Baltic, Balearics, Balkans in shoving match for Europe's biggest "B"
Geography grudge grinds glaring gerrymandering.
written by Wumf, 03 March 2010
Do YOU know the true identify of Lady Godiva. Bed awaiting you in Priory Clinic.
The,EPL and FIFA are trying to trace the TRUE identity of Lady Godiva. No reward is offered for revealing her identity. There IS a bed, in the Priory Clinic, awaiting anyone who can identify her.
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Spoof writers receive accolades.
Spoof writers are receiving accolades they never ever imagined. This is TRULY 'freedom of the press.' Or
is it 'freedom of the opressed'? No matter, we all love it don't we? OK, I speak for myself.
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Guns to be Replaced by Flower Shooting Slingshots
Upon hearing the news that the bill had passed, former NRA president Charlton Heston reportedly rose from the dead, burned his flower garden, and threw a grenade at his neighbor's house.
written by Mark Garrison, 03 March 2010
Does Obama have Faux Presidential Attributes or Four Presidential Attributes?
Can't you guess?
written by Tcoah, 03 March 2010
Government Plans to Announce New 'Cash for Caulk' Home Improvement Program
A new Government program will ensure that all Americans have enough money for home improvement projects. The President seemed confused when the room erupted in laughter upon his announcement.
written by Mark Garrison, 03 March 2010
Tiger Woods Said to Suffer From First Case of 'Selective Sex Addiction'
Thanks to Tiger Woods, health experts today announced the discovery of a new type of sex addiction where the addict only has sex with amazingly gorgeous women with really large breasts.
written by Mark Garrison, 03 March 2010
Weed Killer Castrates Frogs, Wives Flock to Home Depot
After a recent report that a popular weed killer has been somehow castrating frogs, Home Depot stock has soared thanks to countless sales of weed killer to wives the world over.
written by Mark Garrison, 03 March 2010
Killer Whale Voted Most Accurate Animal Name Ever
Killer Whales recently topped a poll for the most accurate animal name ever. Killer Whales were said to celebrate the news by killing a bunch of stuff.
written by Mark Garrison, 03 March 2010
Terry and Tiger
John Terry and Tiger Woods have both signed up for a seminar entitled "How Not To Get Caught". The seminar is being delivered by Arabian entrepeneurs I.Gotcha Munay and
Gotcha Gud.
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What passed as a 'man' Watched "DISTRICT 9"
And a deeply hidden algorithm was triggered in the head section of said non-man alien.
written by Tcoah, 03 March 2010
After America - AA
"I want to destroy America" - extract from the discovered texts of Obama's secret diary found in Obamastan (year 2678 AA)
written by Tcoah, 03 March 2010
It Keeps Me Belly Hanging On
For one week only, Ben & Jerry brings back their old flavor "Vanilla Fudge".
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
With Peppermint
For one week only, Ben & Jerry brings back their old flavor "Strawberry Alarm Clock"
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
It's Chocolate & Whatever
For one week only, Ben & Jerry brings back their old flavor, "Gump's Box O' Chocolate"
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Got Too Dated
For one week only, Ben & Jerry brings back their old flavor "Sonny & Cherry"
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Our Rosie's A Pip!
Rosie O'Donnell's last wife accuses Rosie of violating the Geneva Convention. She was glad to make it out safely.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
One Tiny Earthsplitter!
Nuclear inspectors who were invited into North Korea overnight come back with glowing reports.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
No More Rap For Me!
Whispering Bill Anderson abandons Rap Music and is going back to the Country & Western music he did before.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Took Two Hours
Oprah's ex-boyfriend claims that he saw her eat a whole side of beef one night at dinner at The Chop House in Chicago.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Stop It Joe, Right Now!
President Obama asks VP Biden to please stop wearing that "I'm With Stupid" tee shirt he found in the secret underground bunker of Dick Cheney.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Theatre Review
Remember that Spangled and Mock Orpingtons make excellent bedfellows, and they can be matched with Barbary Ducks and Mottled Widgeon quite safely to create a Decorative Poultry Collection.
written by Erskin Quint, 03 March 2010
It's Gone, Jon!
Jon Gosselin avoiding cold water because it could shrink his privates up into stomach. Suffers from Shrinkadickphobia!
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Worse Than Toyota?
Over 10,000 owners of "the clapper" complain that they got one for Christmas that didn't include instructions on how you use it...mostly from Arkansas.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Rock & Roll Museum Expands #34
The R&R Hall of Fame and Museum has fascinating relics like M. Jackson's "Thriller" mask. Soon it'll have space to showcase less flashy artifacts, like Pink Floyd's mounted & stuffed whale dick!
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Around the WIs
Little Snotford held a Witchfinding Evening on the Village Green. Three eccentric spinsters and a hippy were tortured and burned to death. Mrs Napper excelled herself: her cod's head and shoulders was unimpeachable.
written by Erskin Quint, 03 March 2010
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!
TheSpoof has announced that right here you will be able to see the overnight wrestling results by 8AM, US EST every morning.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
After Everyone Finishes In The Minus
Jeopardy needs new host as Celebrity Week with Lilo, Paris & Jon Gosselin leads Alex Trebek to blow his brains out backstage today.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Weatherman Hesitant
After rocky winter, ABC weatherman Sam Champion on Good Morning America now using the word "allegedly" a lot of late.
written by Bureau, 03 March 2010
Manual Author Dies
Herge Dumpfelmaus, the deceased author of 'Radical DIY' books, leaves behind such volumes as 'Make Your Own Envelopes', 'Mole-Farming for Beginners' and 'Hats from old Hessian'.
written by Erskin Quint, 03 March 2010
Dumpfelmaus No More
Herge Dumpfelmaus, the prolific writer of 'Avant-Garde Craft Manuals' has died at his home in Lake Titicaca. His legacy includes such classic works as 'How to Boil Cement', and 'The Chicken-Fanciers Guide to Ormolu'.
written by Erskin Quint, 03 March 2010
Snow for the North
The engagement is announced between Peterkin Peterkin, younger son of Mr and Mrs P.F.F. Bygott-Spatchcock, of Warts., and Lydia, daughter of Mr and Mrs Dyvotte Cuckoo-Faffnage, of Spilveley, Rutland.
written by Erskin Quint, 03 March 2010
Escaped Hippo Runs Amok
The aluminium run at New York presaged a bear market in bauxite and liquorice futures, as backwardation set in. The option-strike price of Moleskin trousers fell. Daffodils were forward-margined.
written by Erskin Quint, 03 March 2010
