Witness: Perterson's Wife Slept with Knife Under Bed
Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone to Investigate.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Military Creates New M.O.S. For Gay Troops With End of Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Joint Chiefs says "we'll assign 'em all to Ice Station Zebra at the North Pole."
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Military Creates New M.O.S. For Gay Troops With End of Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Army Fudge Packing Troops to be referred to as "Soldiers Denied Foxhole Entrance"
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Military Creates New M.O.S. For Gay Troops With End of Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Marines Fudge Packing Corpsmen to be called..."whatever the hell we feel like calling the fairy faggots!"
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US Hard at Work Developing Cyberspace Weaponry
Biggest Concern: Spoofer Technologies may be advancing at faster rate; causing drop in public confidence.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Military Creates New M.O.S. For Gay Troops With End of Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Navy Fudge Packing Enlisteds to be called....nothing special, the Navy has had Seaman 2nd Class for years!
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Latest Government Advice : All Toyotas To Be Scrapped
$2,000 Clunker Credit towards New General Motors Car, if financed.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Military Creates New M.O.S. For Gay Troops With End of Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Air Force Fudge Packer Wings to be called Rearward Launch Receiving Specialists
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Tells offspring he reckons it's marijuana
The Simpsons = Sons, It's Hemp
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
The mailmen are like anaconda!
The Simpsons = Postmen Hiss
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Fifty dollars for this piece of ass!
The Simpsons = Pimps Hotness
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Mayday! Mayday! Where's my delivery?
The Simpsons = Shipment SOS
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Now, about Dan Quayle and Al Gore....
Elvis Presley = Re: Silly Veeps
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Two faced Lord is Burkha'ed!
Elvis Presley = Veils Sly Peer
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Spooks' whoppers riding high
Elvis Presely = Spy Lies Revel
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
His notoriously harmful binges
Elvis Presley = Sprees Evilly
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Basement's not safe!
Priscilla Presley = Cellar Is Slippery
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Not as rubbish as that Liliy Langtry actress
Priscilla Presley = Less Crappier Lily
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Mouth like a lizard!
Priscilla Presley = Scalier Lips Reply
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Hrer mouth's just a cunning copy
Priscilla Presley = Slyer Replica Lips
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Slapdash mouth tear?
Priscilla Presley = Carelessly Lip Rip
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
She's cut the bollox off all her lovers
Priscilla Presley = Serially Cripples
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Take It A Year At A Time
Big fat shirtless purple Minnesota Viking football fan wearing horns says that he will return again next year.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
United Auto Workers Union Defies Obama, Heads to Vegas for Blow Out!
UAW head says it's in celebration for administration blowing up Toyota factories in US throwing 11K non union workers into unemployment with claims gas pedals had chewing gum stuck underneath them.
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Nancy Pelosi Revealed as Dominatrix!
Story emerges after photos show Obama bowing to everyone, including Tampa Mayor, lead to leaked videos of Barry licking her boots and begging to be spanked. Biden said he's shocked and aroused by it.
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That's What He Said
North Korea makes deal to destroy all their ocean landing rockests in exchange for Kim Jung IL getting to replace Whoopi in the Hollywood Squares reruns.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Arkansas Appeals to Eric Holder to Let the State Hold Terrorist Trials!
Officials excited after Robert Gibbs says terrorists will be put to death. Wild Life Manger already selling Terrorist Hunting Permits as part of lottery to raise money for hunt after acquittal.
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Irish MP Mrs. Robinson Out of Sex Rehab, Claims She's Now Vegetarian!
The insatiable MILF seen trolling around neighborhood green grocers fondling leeks, cucumbers, and imported fiddle heads. Now claims she's
all for 'Green Jobs,"if they're big enough to satisfy me."
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Feel the Force...Look
To save money, the Ministry of Defence in the UK plans to merge traffic wardens, army, territorials, navy, airforce and police. The new super force will be called T.W.A.T.N.A.P.
written by IainB, 03 February 2010
John Terry Complains of 'swollen balls' after just 12 Hours on Abstinance Program!
Team officials concerned affliction might impact his performance as League Championships Loom. Sexual Surragate assigned full time to team to 'keep moral up and take a load off." 5% ticket increase.
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Soccer WAG Scores Quinfecta: Shags Most of Chelsea Team!
Reports surfacing that John Terry's conquest already had scored with 5 other Chelsea Players! Team Efforts recognized by the Spoof, Writers award her
5 Stars for sucking it up and playing for gain.
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US & UK Compare Political Correctness: It's a Tie!
US demands Toyata recall 10B cars for faulty floor mats, UK demands tenants remove 'Welcome Mats'. Both claim 'insurance liability', common sense blames idiot politicians who continue to trip on feet.
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Obama Pushes Buy American: Slams Toyota Motors!
Barry forgot Toyota factories in US produce most of cars. Toyota lays off 10,500 more US workers. "My Bad " says Barry, "but thank Allah they weren't union workers!"
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US Senator Borrows French Law on Burgas, Wants Priest's Robes Banned
"How else can we tell if they are aroused while leading choir boys? Once we get rid of the robes, it will be obvious!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Damned good lawyer needed!
Conservastive Party = Prove A Scant Verity
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Intimate recess stuffed with wackjobs
Conservative Party = Perverts on a cavity
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Buggery still popular for the right wing!
Conservstive Party = A Nerve Cavity Sport
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Acne in the church?
Conservastive Party = Never A Spotty Vicar
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Clergyman's nocturnal commode?
Conservative Party = A Vicar's Potty? Never!
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Censorship about illegal downloads?
Conservastive Party = Vets An Overt Piracy
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Primitive ballot booth?
Conservastive Party = A Voter Privacy Tent
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
A record 65 million quid paid for Sculpture
He'll go straight into the Manchester City team for the away trip to Hull on Saturday.
written by Bill Licks, 03 February 2010
Peachy colored top makes me twitchy!
Conservative Party = A nervy apricot vest
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
That Was Ten Years Ago!
I finally had to admit that I was addicted to television when you are still having nightmare flashbacks on what could have happened to TV during that Y2K thing!
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Tony Blair Issues Iraq War Summary
In times of war, laws are silent. and that's the way we like it! Shhhhhhhhhush!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Potholers' outdoor lav is a disgrace
Conservative Party = Caves A Rotten Privy
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Time For Some Radio
I finally had to admit that I was addicted to television when my 'clicker thumb' caused my stealing my little great nephew's nose by actually removing his little nose.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Desire an absolute snake in the grass
Conservative Party = Crave A Snotty Viper
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
They wanted a George Bush type of Labour leader
Conservative Party = Craves A 'Privet' Tony
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Addicted Alright
I finally had to admit that I was addicted to television when my friends called me purchasing "How To Get The Most From C-Span".
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Simon Cowell too ill to judge Britains got talent
An irritating pain in the arse and a dribbling prick..... are left to watch the auditions on their own.
written by Bill Licks, 03 February 2010
Now the beer's all cloudy!
Conservative Party = A Very Overcast Pint
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Morally bankrupt?
Conservative Party = It's a craven poverty
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Clare Short: Blair "and his mates" Decided the War was Necessary
Actually it was Captain Dutch S. McOil, 1st Mates Geroge Bush and Tony Blair aboard the empty tanker HMS Runnindry.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Privy Council decision dumped
Conservative Party = Recants A Privy Vote
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Church premises used for filth?
Conservative Party = A Porn Vestry Active
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Ann Clwyd: We Invaded Iraq Because the Iraqi People Had Suffered Enough
And prospering they are in a nice, safe environment today!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Ordered to check facts for smut
Conservative Party = Vet Veracity As Porn
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Hostages apprehensive about new schedule
Conservative Party = Nervy Captives' Rota
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Obama Cuts Gore
Among the expensives cut by President Obama in budget proposal, $129,112 for maintenance and upkeep on Animated Al Gore & return it to Chuck E Cheese.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Annoys death rumor monger
Yorkshire Ripper = Irk RIP Heresy Pro
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Jordan Weds
Egypt Thurs, Yemen Fri... There's a different destination everyday on your Middle East cruise of a lifetime.
written by Bill Licks, 03 February 2010
New blood at the Abbey
Yorkshire Ripper = Hires Perky Prior
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Best have someone phony
Yorkshire Ripper = Proper Heir Risky
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Something fishy about this penitent legatee
Yorkshire Ripper = Kipper Heir Sorry
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Swinish abbatoir back in business?
Yporkshire Ripper = Rehires Porky RIP
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Dangerous around the edges?
Yorkshire Ripper = Or Risk Periphery
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
"You Scatch My Balls, I'll......"
Report: Most doctors don't answer their e-mails. Most already have ten-inch penis by exchanging services.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Sober Usually Manage
Study shows that alcoholics three times more like to shoot themselves that those sober. However, 50% of them miss.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Booked Since 2001
Lake Tailhole reports that they are all bucked up...booked up, even though they have no snow.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Fidel Perks Up
Newest release photograph of Fidel Castro shows him in good health with his arm around his good friend, Kruchev!
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
"We're Unclean, Unclean!"
The Shoe-Throwing Party drive the Taliban out of two northern Afghanistan cities after stomping in camel shit.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Bound To Happen
Electric fire that burned down huge warehouse in Chicago blamed on electric cigarette.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
No One Wants To Know Their Future!
Palm readers and astrologers to march in Washington this summer to protest our country having an uncertain future.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Breathe Easier Or Broke?
Republicans admit the air may be a little more breathable with Dems in charge, but check the thinness of you billfolds.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Sell The Smell
Major newspapers, losing money for five years in a row, go to all advertising format with nude women in most of them.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
John Reid: Viet Nam Affected Our Planning with Iraq
Same evil, different plan = Brilliance?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
19 Year Old UK Man Jailed for Raping 86 Year Old Woman
Claims he had been looking at recent photos of Cher and couldn't tell the difference.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Sick Cowell Pulls Out of Talent
Talent says "thank god." Cowell wipes self on curtains.
written by JP Johnston, 03 February 2010
Montag: Mom Looks at Me like I'm a Circus Freak
= Frankensteiness Butter Knife Sculpture ?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Groucho Is Armed & Dangerous
Tories accused of distorting crime figures. "They make them with scars on faces, big mustaches, nose and black rimmed glasses", say Labour.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
"Shit Or Go Blind"
Labour's £13billion black hole: Government needs deeper spending cuts or higher taxes to sort out public finances. Gues which they will choose?
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Who Would Have Thought?
Mobile phones spark rise in school cheats: Exams body reveals 4,500 pupils were caught during tests. Secret ink of answers shows up under special eyeglasses.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Predicted Collision Occurs
Hubble telescope captures the moment two asteroids collide 90 million miles from Earth, just as predicted by Nastradamus and Madame Bitters.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
There Goes The Military
Britain forced into new military alliance with France as defence budget is slashed to allow funds for new immigrants.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Pope Wades into UK's Gay Clergy Battle
Priest in US Files Suit Claiming he was Sexually Abused by a Priest who has since risen to Cardinal.
Its a Free for All!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Man With No Feet Allowed To Shop
Now Tesco bans shoppers from its supermarkets... for not wearing shoes...and crying.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Jedward too or two
The two twits who appeared on X Factor John & Edward known as Jedward have been advised that there is now another Jedward. Medium John Edwards is now being called Jedward too
or should that be two
written by SPECTRUM, 03 February 2010
Premier league players too receive OMEGA 3 tablets, hopefully they help!
Omega 3 tablets are to be issued to Brit footy players in a drastic attempt to stop them acting like sex-starved morons and turn their attentions to Tolstoy and the Bible, FAT CHANCE!
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President Obama blames First US President George Washington
Next for blame, the Founding Fathers.
written by Tcoah, 03 February 2010
Jordan Marries Again!
"I believe it's 3rd time lucky, but NOT the adage "Marry in haste, repent at leisure - where's Haste? I got married in Las Vegas" she said.
written by IN SEINE, 03 February 2010
Biggest Airline Crash
Apparently plane that crashed on Forest Lawn Cemetery had no survivors. So far, 2500 bodies have been recovered.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
'Internet Addiction' Causes Depression claim Refuted
Psychologists claim 'Internet addiction' is a major cause of depression. Mark Lowton claims "This is CRAP, I'm a Psychologist too and none of my patients are depressed - they all write for TheSpoof!"
written by IN SEINE, 03 February 2010
Mixed Signals
Mixed signals from Iran as Ahmadinejad backs down in nuclear row... then launches new rocket into space...then does the Bunny Hop for two solid hours.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Dementia #1 Problem
Dementia costs UK economy £23bn every year - more than cancer and heart disease together, according to these crazy stats.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Tories Accused By Labour
Tories accused of distorting crime figures showing increase in violence under Labour. "Jaywalking With Criminal Intent" does not exist, say spokesman.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Police Pushing Overtime
Police get four hours overtime for just answering a phone call after their shift has ended. "Well, fend him off as best you can as I'm off duty."
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Missed It By 'That 'Much!
Hubble telescope captures the moment two asteroids collide 90 million miles from Earth. However, no better had ticket for 1 billion dollar payout say bookies.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
"Of All The Bloody Luck"
Blood dripping though office ceiling finally sparks police murder hunt...as doughnut stop cut 30 minutes short.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
They're Back Breakers!
Tenants banned from using welcome mats over 'serious health and safety fears'. Also government orders cracks in sidewalks closed.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
British Blackouts
Britain faces prospect of blackouts and higher energy bills, warns energy regulator. "We already have blackouts here very night" says pub owner.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Teacher Sacked
Teacher sacked for bullying female colleague who died of bulimia. "Once you've realized your heartlessness, you can get out of sack", orders judge.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Freeny Hopes To Play Sunday
Injured Freeney still hopes to play in Super Bowl. Trainer says artificial leg should hold up nicely.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
But Only Two On Tarmac
Man who spent 3 months in Tokyo airport to leave Airline issues apology, refund.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Liver Risk
FDA liver risk warning for Bristol-Myers HIV drug, Kentucky Bourbon, Tennessee Jack Daniels Rye Whiskey.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Priest Improvements Up 25%
Success seen with experimental abstinence program. More priests leaving choir boys alone.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
No Moon Shots
NASA: Good night moon rocket, hello 50,000 new drones!
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Pfizer Up Again
Pfizer posts big jump in 4Q sales, profit. Sales of Viagra up seven inches!
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Obama Responds
Obama responds to ire over 2nd anti-Vegas remark. May ask prostitutes to a beer conference.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Pink Flag Units?
Defense officials say lift military ban on gays as many say they became gay when living, showering at close quarters.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Kate Middleton on back burner?
Taylor Lautner = Royal Nut Later
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Bunch of deceptive luvvies?
Taylor Lautner = Unreal Arty Lot
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Museum Needs The Money
Space rock worth thousands stirs ownership debate after it was donated to museum by doctor it narrowly missed, they are now selling it on e-Bay.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Banks Going Own Way
Study: BofA approved more than $4 billion for 2009 pay. One half of one percent interest rates to customers.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Fixated on Oedipus complex?
Tayklor Lautner = Or Utterly Anal
written by queen mudder, 03 February 2010
Fight In Illinois
Ill. gov. declares victory, challenger vows fight! Offers choice of weapons after delivering slap across face.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
More Problems With Toyota?
Toyota hit by over 100 Prius brake complaints. Some say it's not breaks as cars speed up when put on cruise control, foot cramps, cellphone rings.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Coffee Worse Than Ever
Lack of "excellent" coffee blends: Consumer Reports! Not even 100% coffee you're drinking.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Oscar Just Trying To Get Away
Doctor casts new light on cat that can predict death. "Cat is innocent. It's that thing following it around that's the trouble.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Studies: Why Bullied?
Studies Reveal Why Kids Get Bullied and Rejected! Mostly nerdy, fat, got big ears, goofy, stupid losers.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Tesco ban shoppers in pyjamas and nightwear.
Serial pyjama-abusers and nightwear fanatics like Elaine Carmody are now unable to shop at Tesco, because their whole wardrobe attire consists of either pyjamas or some kind of nightwear.
written by bigd, 03 February 2010
In Seine News Reporter in Hotel Fight
An In Seine News reporter was involved in a fight with a Paris Hilton Porter. He said; "The hotel porter refused to carry my baggage, so I punched him. My case comes up next week."
written by IN SEINE, 03 February 2010
Good reason for depression
Researchers have discovered the reason why New Yorkers are always so depressed. "It's because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
written by IN SEINE, 03 February 2010
Over 27,000 TVs bought for UK Prisoners in just 2 Years!
This is the latest bid to boost show ratings and the irony is that some are in jail for "NOT PAYING THEIR TV LICENCE"However, prisoners will be forced to watch 'Trisha' and 'The Jeremy Kyle Show'.
written by IN SEINE, 03 February 2010
Shift Seen in Pentagon Thinking
Prisoners = Human Rights Issues; therefore no more prisoners.
Unmanned Terminator Drone Fleet Ordered.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
US Intelligence Chiefs "Certain" of Spoof-Qaida Attack in Next Three Months
After finding out just exactly how many spoof stories are published each day, the Intelligence Heads have concluded that on an absolutey for sure basis, another will be published within 90 days.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
O'Bomba Blasts GOP; Talks Jobs in N.H.
Says he has a job but is looking for something in banking or insurance.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Alexi Giannoulias Wins Opportunity to Run for Dems
whose uncle is George Stephanopoulos is running for s seat previously appointed by Rod Blagojevich.
What ever happened to John Smith?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Oh No, It's True
How do you know that this was not your first Ground Hog Day of 2010? After all, how come you can quote Obama's health care bill proposal, chapter and verse?
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Four Things to Never Tell Your Insurance Company
1. Your father is an Insurance law Attorney
2. You see your policy as a savings account
3. You have five other policies on your wife
4. Your source of income is writing for Spoof.com
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
That's All They Wear!
Number one sales item for those married soldiers coming home from Iraq, Afghanistan according to PX store on bases: Veils for their wives.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Wally World Fat Farms
Wally World to start opening clinics at store where people can sell fat to be used to help others use for cosmetic surgery. Fat selling at $10 a pound.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Bad 4th Quarter This Year?
The Christmas holidays helped out the US economy in the last quarter of 2009. Most say they hope they can have gifts paid for by next Christmas.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
AIG Staffers Accept $ 20M Reduction in Bonus Payouts
Shortly after they were tripled before the story was released.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Military Studies Bird Migrations
A rocket carrying an Air Force satellite that will be used by the military for the study of bird migrations has been launched from Cape Canaveral.
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
New Wave of Property Forclosures Looming
Fortunately, the 64 Bit Spoof.com Building which houses thousands of spoof writers, is mortgage free.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Instructor Fired Third Day
New self-defense instructor fired after owner overhears, "Now here's what you do if Moe Howard ever attacks you."
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
"They're Gonna Hear From ME!"
Blues great "Otis "Leechworm" Bloodletter & The Cross-Eyed Sawbones" not asked to participate in the new version of "We Are The World".
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Government: Airline Bomb Suspect Talking
"Osama showed me how, then he gave me Taliban buyout money to travel around the world with."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Muddy Not Happy
Blues favorite, "Muddy Boxers" disappointed that he was not invited to participate in the new version of "We Are The World".
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Phillips: Sex with Dad Not Consentual
More can be found at BedtimeStories4Kids.com
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Bawlin' Mad!
Blues singer, "Bawlin' Chickenshit" upset that he wasn't asked to help sing the new version of "We Are The World".
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Blues Singer Mad, Flavorful
Blues singer "Seamore "Skunk Ass" Wilson" upset because he wasn't invited by the group to help sing new version of "We Are The World".
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
John Lee Upset
Blues singer, "John Lee Roy Crackwhore" upset that he wasn't asked to help the group sing the new version of "We Are The World".
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Not Invited
Blues singer, "Tiny Red Johnson" upset that he wasn't invited to sing the new version of "We Are The World".
written by Bureau, 03 February 2010
Too Much of a Good Thing
A TSA agent assigned to monitor the women's line at an airport security check-in, using the new full body scanning machines has been hospitalized. He had a hard time adjusting to his surroundings.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2010
