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Seig Heil adopted Scot Ferry!

Keen follower of SFA football Bryan Ferry is to release a new album based on sectarian covers with added material from son Otis called "Bhoys and Gers and Nazis!"

written by iscrivener, 24 February 2010

Scots Follow Aussie stance on Health Care!

Scottish Blacks and Euro incomers have been told to go home following complaints against NHS waiting lists or try their luck in England where lists are even longer. Germany could be their best option!

written by iscrivener, 24 February 2010

The Dogs Have Found Them

George Foreman's recommends his Lean Machine Grilling Machine can help during earthquakes. "Grill lots of beef, ground it up and make burritos. Add ten gallons of Margaritas. Scent dogs will find you!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Whoa! Was That Me Or A Tremer That Shook My Ass?

George Foreman's recommends his Lean Machine Grilling Machine can help during earthquakes. "Grill lots of beef, ground it up and make tacos. Serve with ten gallon of Margaritas. Calms the nerves.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

They Are In Trouble..What's That Smell?

George Foreman's recommends his Lean Machine Grilling Machine can help during earthquakes. "Send message smoke signal codes to neighbors by burning dog, cat turds in one."

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Grin and bare it for the paps, Elin

Elin Nordegren = Need Loner Grin

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Lean Mean Earthquake Machine

George Foreman's recommends his Lean Machine Grilling Machine can help during earthquakes. Lining them up opened around your house at night for safety from burglars.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Tiger eating out of the palm of her hand?

Elin Nordegren = Dinner Erelong

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Nine carat only

Yasser Arafat = A Fart Assayer

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Flower show standards are most demanding

Boris Yeltsin = Best Iris Only

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Half-wit more likely

Boris Yeltsin = It Bless Irony

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Free to procreate

Boris Yeltsin = Son Is Liberty

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Reddish lice get everywhere

Boris Yeltsin = Rosy Bile Nits

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Powerless over internal putrefaction, actually

Boris Yeltsin = I Rot Sensibly

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Vladimir his brother had early onset dementia

Boris Yeltsin = Bro's Senility

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Basil Fawlty's Mrs smoked a great big joint with him once

Boris Yeltsin = Stonier Sibyl

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Food of the Gods according to perestroika

Boris Yeltsin = Blini Oysters

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Double Zero Stolichnaya

Boris Yeltsin = Sobriety Nils

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Cacophony diue all that pus inside

Boris Yeltsin = Noisy Blister

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Russians were always drunk during his presidency

Boris Yeltsin = Riot Sensibly

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Stud career doing nicely

Fidel Castro = Foal Credits

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

El Generalissimo must be shitting bricks

Fidel Castro = Floater Disc

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Fishy weakling

Fidel Castro = Frailest Cod

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Rip tide promises a tsunami this year

Fidel Castro = Tidal Forces

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Ahoy! Somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle

Fidel Castro = Close Adrift

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Cuba: the price of hubris

Fidel Castro = Costlier Fad

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Likes hanging about in palm trees

Fidel Castro = Dates Frolic

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Kim Jong Il Regime Challenge Shock:

Dear Leader "uncomfortable" as inner ring penetrated..

written by Life with Rabbit, 24 February 2010

Drainpipes vs Easyfits: a dedicated follower of fashion

Fidel Castro = Flared Stoic

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Targetted Gold Cup stables

Fidel Castro = Ascot Rifled

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

He's The Champion

ABC's Sam Champion named Time & Temperature's Man Of The Year!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Eg. Away In A Manger

Fidel Castro = Fetid Carols

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

...Or mercenary fiction?

Fidel Castro = Soldier Fact

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Three Bombs Should Do It!

President Obama says that he was mildly surprised that the Dalai Lama asked him to blow up Iran.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

He did the dirty on the Masons

Fidel castro = Soiled Craft

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Lazy git of a fascist dictator

Fidel Castro = Idle Factors

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Talk of fatted calf and all that!

Fidel Castro = Calf Steroid

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Bureau Uncovered

Spoof writer Bureau is not an individual concludes the UK wing of the Karl Popper Society moreover the writer(s) are UK government civil servants with nothing else better to do in their working day!

written by iscrivener, 24 February 2010

Jjust adores working in the Treasury

Fidel Castro = Fiscal Doter

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Drives a stretch Cortina

Fidel Castro = Elastic Ford

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Cuban mobsters grow like skyscrapers in Havana

Fidel Castro = Loftier Cads

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Wrapped them up in Cuban cotton wool

Fidel Castro = Clad Forties

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Bloomin LSD!

Fidel Castro = Acid Florets

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Took years to find the right sequoia

Fidel Castro = Located Firs

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

He keeps it in the attic along with his Harley Davidson

Fidel Castro = Sidecar Loft

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Castles-in-the-heir?

Fidel Castro = For Citadels

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Mostly the crude type

Fidel Castro = Crafted Oils

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Hammering away at heavne's gate during rutting season

Bavarian Illuminati = A Labia Anvil Mini-Rut

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Blame British Airways for this fiasco

Bavarian Illuminati = BA: Ruin Naval Militia

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Aintcha sick of it already?

Bavarian Illuminati = Bulimia: A Nil Variant

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Internment behind the collapse of the weedy Austin Metro

Bavarian Illuminati = A Valiant Mini Burial

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Lips like these protect against the clap?

Bavarian Illuminati = In A Antiviral Labium

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Biannual like the larkspur or thye wallflower?

Bavarian Illuminati = I'm A Trivial Biannual

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Probably Vitamin P - if the genital layout is anything to go by

Bavarian Illuminati = Ruin A Labial Vitamin

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

That's In The Badunkadunk Section

WallyMart changing it's pastry, doughnut section's name to
the badunkadunk to let big ass customers that people love big asses.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

The ABC's of thou shalt not insider-trade, for instance

Wall Street = Letter Laws

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Like Bernard Madoff

Wall Street = Let Wastrel

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Gordon Gecko types never ever rest even in a downturn

Wall Street = Wallet Rest

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Prezzer versus the Primer!

In Celebrity Boxing, Gordon "Iron Fist" Brown will fight John "Two Jags" Prescott in a heavyweight battle to remember. Will the tight-fisted Jock beat the Northern twat? Watch tonight on Channel 5.

written by MonkeyInTheBath, 24 February 2010

Market giants, I suppose

Wall Street = Taller West

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Angelic host

Bruce Forsyth = Cherubs Forty

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

"I Kept A-Knockin' Till He Let Me in!"

Pope, who is infallible, proclaims Little Richard a Saint, after too much sacrificial wine gone mostly to alcohol.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Pope Elevates Lambert

Pope, who is infallible, wants Adam Lambert named the winner on American Idol. "Though I've never worshiped him", adds pontiff.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Pope Pardons Pluto

Pope, who is infallible, declares that Pluto really is a planet and demands all it's status among planets restored.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

FIFA Latest - "Pigging England Out Scotland In!"

The SFA have been told by FIFA that Escosse are going to this year's World Cup following a ruling that all the Euro PigEng nations are to be banned from the competition because of financial hardship.

written by iscrivener, 24 February 2010

Pope On Jeopardy

Pope, who is infallible, was turned down as a Jeopardy Show while he was in America.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

English Tax Stinker!

Tory leader PM elect David Cameron has set out plans to tax areas with a UK Air Quality Index of >3. The whole of Scotland will avoid the tax with the biggest contributing areas located in England!

written by iscrivener, 24 February 2010

I Like It There!

Pope, who's infallible, refuses to allow servant to smash pickle jar stuck on his hand.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Cameron Goes To Hollywood

James Cameron is to release his latest venture Avatar - The Musical starring Miller, Holly, Lennon, Bolan, Jackson, Vicious, Cobain and Richey Edwards who will make his dramatic entrance in the flesh!

written by iscrivener, 24 February 2010

"IT Men not Men" says Which Magazine!

In a Which survey 8 out of 10 men said they prefer IT - that is prefer - sitting at a glorified typewriter all day rather than doing a real man's job like Ice Truck Driving, Building and Plumbing.

written by iscrivener, 24 February 2010

Paternity suits

The Beach Boys = Chose The Baby

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Missed Another One

The Dalai Lama's questions to Joe Biden, who stated he might become a religious leader someday: "Explain the plot to 'Lost'!"

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

He's On His Way

The Dalai Lama's questions to Joe Biden, who stated he might become a religious leader someday: "Have you ever danced nude in midday sun?" "GOT that one!"

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Maybe a hormone deficiency to blame

The Beach Boys = The Scabby Hoe

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Lama Tests Joe Biden During W.H. Visit

The Dalai Lama's questions to Joe Biden, who stated he might become a religious leader someday: "If you were stranded on a desert island with Rosie O'Donnell, how long before you kill yourself?"

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Coles - Ashley on Cheryl "She's a Peedo".

Less than a "merry old soul "Ashley Cole is coming to terms that estranged wife Cheryl is dating her hinny X Factor prodigy Joe McElderry in her bid to win a new TV deal fronting Baby Snatchers.

written by iscrivener, 24 February 2010

Brown in new Scrappage Scandal

PM Gordon Brown is taking full advantage of his government's boiler scrappage scheme by trading in wife Sarah for a younger model.

written by iscrivener, 24 February 2010

Branson in a Pickle

Sir Richard Branson is putting his Virgin logo and face to a new range of Scottish pickles and relishes ahead of his first venture into food retail at the newly built Virgin Megamart in Dundee.

written by iscrivener, 24 February 2010

Google Exec's arrested in Italy for GOOGLING IT!

Italy has arrested 3 top Google Exec's for GOOGLING IT at the wrong time. They committed one of the worst crimes in Italy, GOOGLING when MAMA is making spaghetti, no-cappicho!

written by unknown

ABE (Anyone But England) world cup T-shirts are RACIST claims Nick Griffin!

BNP leader Nick the Dick has told the world that ABE T-shirts are RACIST, PREJUDICE and DISCRIMINATE against all white caucasian English, fuck the Germans, Argentinians and Scots, especially!

written by unknown

Get Shane Warne Underpants!

"If they can control my googlies then they can look after yours!"

written by Earl Grey, 24 February 2010

World Cup Could Be Over By The Time The Cole's Divorce

Unless the pair of them just get a move on

written by Earl Grey, 24 February 2010

Balls Defends Record As Teenage Pregnancies Fall

Says he's confident he can get it back up soon.

written by Earl Grey, 24 February 2010

"Or We Could Put It Off"

Federal Chairman Bernanke finally gave the Go-Ahead and panic in the streets. "Let's get this over with once and for all. Not a country out there can force us to pay them."

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Combo Ads At Half Price

Maker of suicide machines in Oregon launch new combo TV ad, "While I'm busy killing myself, my robo-roomer vacuum cleaner is cleaning all my floors."

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Secret Recordings

Among secret recordings by FBI hidden mike at US Toyota factory, played back to Toyota's President: "All I did was fart and the thing took me out the door at 100MPH, ran over two cows & a haystack."

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Toyota Drag Races

Among secret recordings by FBI hidden mike at US Toyota factory, played back to Toyota's President: "It's a new form of drag racing. We take two sample models and each driver wears soaking wet shoes."

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Still More Bad News

Among secret recordings by FBI hidden mike at US Toyota factory, played back to Toyota's President: "Turn that up. This is the episode where Barney & Floyd get kidnapped by those women escapees!"

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

More Bad News For Toyota

Among secret recordings by FBI hidden mike at US Toyota factory, played back to Toyota's President: "That thing can really shit and get it when these two wires touch."

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Kim's People World's Best!

North Korean Leader Kim latest speech claims that North Koreans are the world's best at answering "Cartoons" category on Jeopardy!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

No Cheap Meat By-Products

North Korean Leader Kim latest speech claims that North Koreans are the world's best at creating "True" hotdogs.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

NKorea Is Tops

North Korean Leader Kim latest speech claims that North Koreans tops in accuracy in hitting the ocean with test missiles.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Kim Looney As Ever

North Korean Leader Kim latest speech claims that North Koreans better at karaoke better than Japanese who invented it. Then does "Three Corns In A Fountain".

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Abe Kinda Cute

Park Rangers in South Dakota say hoodlums have hung giant Earrings on Mount Rushmore Presidents again!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Obama Interruptus

Biggest surprise in Obama's nightly speech last night: Mother-In-Laws constant shouting of "You Lie" from White House bedroom door.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Obama Looked Sleepy

Biggest surprise in Obama's nightly speech last night: Instead of the Star Spangled Banner, forgot and sun Kenya's national song.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Bound To Be Embarrasing

Biggest surprise in Obama's nightly speech last night; Lectern overturning with midget prompter underneath.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Speeches Getting Routine, Boring

Biggest surprise in Obama's nightly speech last night: Former VP Cheney walking in in hospital gown to say he's out of hospital and on his way home.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Night After Night

Biggest surprise in Obama's nightly speech last night: Polka-doted tie, striped shirt and boxers.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Effort Not Appreciated

Local flasher promises he'll never stick his neck out to provide a little entertainment in a sad & lonely world.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Walter Reed Problems $1

Former veteran residents of Walter Reed Hospital accuse hospital of performing unnecessary nightly betting on 9-12 PM wheelchair and cockroach races.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Walter Reed Problems #2

Former veteran residents of Walter Reed Hospital accuse hospital of performing unnecessary by adding a middle sized intestine.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Walter Reed Troubles #3

Former veteran residents of Walter Reed Hospital accuse hospital of performing unnecessary penis pump contests.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Walter Reed Problems #4

Former veteran residents of Walter Reed Hospital accuse hospital of performing unnecessary 15 minute prostate exams.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Walter Reed In Trouble Again #5

Former veteran residents of Walter Reed Hospital accuse hospital of performing unnecessary appendix transplants.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Blaming The Messenger

And still it comes... Britain faces snow and rain well into March say forecasters before running back into bunkers.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Dog Gets Dicken Medal

Dog to get awarded Dickin Medal
Tiger to get one two

written by SPECTRUM, 24 February 2010

Not a Good Start

Labour falls woefully short of ten-year target to halve teenage pregnancies. Instead they have doubled.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Police Suspect Two-seaters

Airport police checking buyers of two seats on palnes and check wazzoo for smuggled cocaine after discovering large ass mules can carry a big load.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

First Dick Sickness?

Cruise line: 350 sick aboard ship in Caribbean as white whale keeps bumping side to side.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Fresh Cutbacks

ABC News has announced staff cutbacks, restructuring Hire Jewish mohel.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

News of the World wiretap of funny UK cricket team

Collective Amnesia = Its A Comical Eleven

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Used To Tight Spots

Researchers: Most 'test tube' kids are healthy. Not a one has claustrophobia.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

News of the World wiretap hides Sordid Arabia pilgrimage woes

Collective Amnesia = Mecca Novelties Ail

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

US Must Secure Internet

Experts say US must do more to secure the Internet penis! Too many hackers penis.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Should Be

New species of dinosaur found in eastern Utah rock. It will be called the Mormonsaurus.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

News of the World wiretap bosses issued secret witewash directive

Collective Amnesia = Conceal Evilest Aim

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Health Logjam

Dems, GOP: Summit will not break logjam on health! "It's constipated agrees leaders.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Celebituaries: Strictly Comedian Dying

Musical comedian and former dance contestant Jason Wood has died at 38. Death's spokesman, Graeme Reaper, said Bruce Forsyth (82) had been the scythe's target but the spritely hoofer wrong-footed him.

written by neilwatson, 24 February 2010

Will Be Right Back..Toots Sweet!

Toyota CEO apologizes for accident, goes back to hotel room to change clothes.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Not staying the distance re KGB/News of the World wiretap angle

Collective Amnesia = Cancel A Soviet Mile

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

New Israeli Ploy?

Report: Son of Hamas founder was top Israeli agent. "Also, Ahmadinejad himself, through fake threats. Iran leader afraid to leave house.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

News of the world wiretap bugged Scots football abstinence program

Collective Amnesia = AA Celtic Lies Venom

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Greeks Bearing Clashes

Clashes break out at Greek protests! Then, more protests break out against clashes!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

MMR quack targeted by news of the World wiretap?

Collective Amnesia = Molest A Vaccine Lie

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Kate Middleton's coke-dealer uncle Gary Goldsmith a News of the World wiretap target?

Collective Amensia = Vilest Cocaine Male

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Modest Jobs Bill Should Pass

Senate to vote on modest jobs bill, passage likely as 10,000 shovels await hiring of 10,000 road workers to lean upon.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Looks Kinda Mean

Ex-Warlord to run in Liberia's president poll. Only the one to file for it thus far.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

News of the World gets wiretap bill from HMP Belmarsh

Collective Amnesia = A Cellmate's Invoice

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

Spay Day Here!

Spay Day USA an opportunity for pet owners. This year's speaker, Duane Bobbitt.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

News of the World wiretap denials were monitored by US spooks

Collective Amnesia = CIA love 'I'm Cleanest'

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2010

School Program Pushed Forward

Program to push early graduation since school running out of money fast.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

N.Korean Sets Skating Record

S.Korea's Kim sets new skating record. Becomes the 100th Kim from S. Korea to set a record.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Recyclers Paradise

A recyclers paradise discovered as study finds plastic trash collection in Atlantic.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

One & A Half Men?

Sheen takes break from 'Two and a Half Men' to take a little time off to spend with his addictions.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Teacher A Hero

Teacher tackles gunman suspected in school shooting. He is suspected because of being tackles while reloading his gun & police say that alone provides some proof.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

So Long As Kim Is Happy

Superman's debut comic book sells in NYC for $1M by Kim of Korea as he diverts money meant for poor, elderly.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

More Boomers Into Pot

Marijuana use by seniors goes up as boomers age, mellow, go even farther out!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Poisons In Household Dust

The Poisons and Allergens That Make up Household Dust! Plus the cute dust bunnies that pits a spin on it!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

5 Things Make You Happy

#5. Read TheSpoof daily and show it to others. It'll make everybody happy but politicians and Hollywood types.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

5 Things Make You Happy

#4. Either singing that little song, "Don't Worry, Be Happy" to your self or kicking anyone singing it out loud in the ass as hard as you can.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

5 Happy Ways

5 Things Make You Happy. #3 Meeting THE Mr. Happy. You won't be able to get close without bending over in laughter.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

5 Things Make You Happier

5 Things Make You Happy! #2 Medical marijuana. It's good for what ails you.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

5 Things Make You Happy

5 Things That Will Make You Happier! #1. Tell off that old biddy of a mother-in-law!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Apologies From CEO

Toyota CEO apologizes for recall, accidents, lies, cover-ups and especially, getting caught.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Toyota CEO Apologizes

Toyota CEO apologizes for recall, accidents, lies, cover-ups and total dishonesty. "I'm, beginning to sound like your own politicians!"

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Lawmakers All Wet

CIA briefed 68 lawmakers on interrogation program. Three minute session with the water board.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Six Million Dollar Man TV Series

The Six Million Dollar Man TV series is to remade and called The Six Trillion Dollar Man - that's inflation!

written by SPECTRUM, 24 February 2010

Forces of Hell deny UK chancellor's claim

A spokesman for Hell has ridiculed claims by Alistair Darling that its forces are at Gordon Brown's disposal. Brian El Zebub said: "Heaven will be pretty toasty before we stop working for the Tories."

written by neilwatson, 24 February 2010

Ofsted criticism: 67% of three Rs are mis-spelled

Education watchdog Ofsted launches scathing, well-punctuated attack on national schemes to improve literacy and numeracy. A spokesman said: "We need fewer central government interventions, not less."

written by neilwatson, 24 February 2010

French Air Traffic Strikers Dispute Deepens

Strikers disagree over terms of strike, and threaten to strike against fellow strikers. "This is quite striking" - Sarkozy

written by Life with Rabbit, 24 February 2010

Capello Gets Tough On Scandal

England boss, Fabio Capello, has announced this morning that all players are to be castrated ahead of this summer's World Cup.

"As eunuchs the players can focus solely on the ball", Capello said.

written by Hartley, 24 February 2010

Toyota Unveils New Death Machine

Keeping in line with its new image, Toyota announced the unveiling of a brand new car: the 2011 I Hope You All Freakin' Die-Mobile. It's guaranteed to either blow up or not stop unless it hits a tree.

written by Daniel Bristol, 24 February 2010

First It's Not A Planet, Then...

Walt Disney announced today that Pluto is not a real dog either.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Oprah Has Abominable Snowmen

So many Talk Shows on TV, tomorrow's guest on Ellen DeGeneres: People Who Swear They Have Seen A Bigfoot at Macys!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Then Went Blind

So many Talk Shows on TV, tomorrow's guest on Ellen DeGeneres: People Who Have Seen Wilford Brimley Naked!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Be Sure To Tune In

So many Talk Shows on TV, tomorrow's guest on Ellen DeGeneres: Problems With Guys Named Chester!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Running Out Of Subjects

So many Talk Shows on TV, tomorrow's guest on Ellen DeGeneres:
"People Who Ask You The Time Every Five..It's 10:15..Minutes"

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Well?

Jon Gosselin curious about if you want fries with that.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Coffee Mate

According to a new survey, coffee drinkers have sex more frequently than non-coffee drinkers, but not those who drink coffee during sex.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

NKorean Concert Of The Decade!

Neil Young, Willie Nelson & John Mellencamp Peace Concert for Peace in North Korea: "Well, they shot down beach ball again."

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

NKorean Peace Concert Promising

Neil Young, Willie Nelson & John Mellencamp Peace Concert for Peace in North Korea: "I'm just a big old Pinko Punk!"

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Don't Quite Trust Kim

Neil Young, Willie Nelson & John Mellencamp Peace Concert for Peace in North Korea: "This don't mean Yanni come here does it?"

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

"On The Road Again"

Neil Young, Willie Nelson & John Mellencamp Peace Concert for Peace in North Korea: "Kim and me, we stomp and clapped without bayonet at our backs."

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Nkorea Concet

Neil Young, Willie Nelson & John Mellencamp Peace Concert for Peace in North Korea: "Concert? I thought this crowd was to troops comfort line. They bring Britney?"

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010

Peace NKorea

Neil Young, Willie Nelson & John Mellencamp Peace Concert for Peace in North Korea: Kim had them wait offstage until cartoon feature on big screen was finished.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2010
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