Princess Anne Tweet
Spent morning secretly adding more firepower to Christmas crackers.
written by Catherine the Average, 22 December 2010
Poop on the BBC
His Arseholiness the Poop's message on BBC's Thought of the Day tells priests this is the time for children, not male prostitutes. In case he didn't have a thought that day it was recorded in advance.
written by Big Bunny News, 22 December 2010
Lukashenko the Magnanimous
Belarus: the 7 other candidates for Presidency have been arrested and face imprisonment. The dictator Lukashenko promises he will beat to death the 21% of electorate who didn't vote for him.
written by Big Bunny News, 22 December 2010
At Last! 9
Oh! It is quite nice. All that fuckin fuss over a piece of pottery...............................
written by armfeetandtoe, 22 December 2010
Alert! Alert!
Aliens have landed in Trafalgar Square! They fell out of the undercarriage of a 747!
written by armfeetandtoe, 22 December 2010
Obama approves of US military being openly "gay"!
Obama has signed an agreement allowing "gays" to be just what they are, "gay"! Their enemies, the Taliban and Islamic militants are licking their lips at the thought of fighting a bunch of old "poofs"
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Director chastised for calling Bieber story a 'Modern Fairytale'
Jon Chu, director of Justin Bieber biopic "Justin Bieber: Never Say Never," "should use the more appropriate 'Modern story for people of all persuasions'," said Adam Poxonu
written by JAB, 22 December 2010
Serial Killer lurks in Philadelphia
Captain Crunch is being recalled
written by JAB, 22 December 2010
Canada's Opposition MPs Get Their Panties in a Bunch
Liberal MPs criticized PM Harper for taking 3 of his 'hoser' aides to a hockey game 4 years ago at an expense of $671.81 each. "If he had tipped an usher, we would have called an election," said one.
written by JAB, 22 December 2010
25 % of High School graduates fail US army entrance exam
The most troubling question: When holding a rifle, which way should the barrel be pointing?
written by JAB, 22 December 2010
Latest Terror Threat in US Aimed to Poison Food
Now everyone can blame their fast food binge on Al Qaeda.
written by Juvenal Delinquent, 22 December 2010
Author who penned "how to" guide for pedophiles to write new book
Phillip Greaves, author of, "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure: A Child-Lover's Code of Conduct" was arrested Monday. His next book will be on how to guarantee you'll be sodomized in prison.
written by Juvenal Delinquent, 22 December 2010
Lady Buy a New Car Already
The lady at the only repair shop in NYC has a broken car again and she needs a rental car again. Sounds like she owns one of those clunkers, the "Cash for Clunkers" program was to eliminate!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
The Results are In
A bipartisan commission has determined that anything the Obama administration touches turns to s**t!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
Welcome to Washington DC
Governor Schwarzenegger of California is seeking a position in the Obama administration after he leaves office in 2011. The former governor can then screw-up the other 49 states!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
A Real Pain in the………
FDA pulls gout medication from the market that claims to reduce joint pain. It seems one of the side effects is joint pain!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
Hidden Agenda
Environmental group claims there are excessively high levels of Chromium-6 (used in plastics) in Washington DC area drinking water. Seen any people falling over in Bethesda MD?
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
New Environmental Legislation
President Obama signs legislation to allow the use of the insecticide DDT on mosquitoes, cockroaches and Islamic terrorists. The ACLU and EPA approve!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
Ding, Dong another Angel gets His Wings
The liberal media gives President Obama a halo & wings for pushing "lame duck" legislation on the Bush tax cuts & START, but leaves out his failures. Next, Obama will try walking on the Potomac!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
Moral Outrage
Many Americans believe that "foot-in-mouth" Joseph Biden being vice president of the USA is a moral outrage!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
Sharks Protected
Congress has passed a landmark shark conservation bill. Trial lawyers were ecstatic until they found out the law only applied to ocean sharks!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
You know the Answer
Attorney General Eric Holder said "American home-grown terror worries him," meaning radicalized American Muslims. Why aren't the ladies of The View getting their underwear tied up in knots?
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
Hypocrisy from Departing Senator Specter
"Conservative Republicans who backed Tea Party challengers against establishment candidates engaged in political cannibalism." A politician who switched from GOP to Democrats to bid for a sixth term!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
Obama Administration Needs an Enema
Obama's Democratic far left liberal FCC Commissioners want to fix problems with the Internet. Someone tell these control freaks the net isn't broken, but could become constipated by new regulations!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
Internet Control and Illegal Immigrant Amnesty
King Obama I and his administration's federal agencies are out of control. The US Congress and the courts have said no, but the King and his agencies rule by decree on their socialist agenda!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
A Rose by any other Name
Obama's socialist advisors believe the American people's money belongs to the government. These advisors are called schmucks by the American people!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
What Would Biden Do?
Vice President Biden says "the rich have a moral obligation to pay more in taxes." The vice president then donated his entire worldly worth to the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm and entered a monastery!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
Avoid the Rush
Rep. B. Frank believes your estate belongs to the government after your departure. AARP advises 50 million seniors and soon to be seniors to forward all "their s**t" to the congressman's office!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 December 2010
