Senate Repeals 'Don't ask, don't tell'
Star Trek's Sulu, aka Geeorge Takei, first impression was, "Beam me up Scotty."
written by JAB, 18 December 2010
Thought For The Day:
Boobee-doo do do ... pom te pompom. Tramps like us... what? Oh sorry, tuned out there for a mo... where were we? Ah, yes - the significance of faster-than-light travel in the works of Jane Austen...
written by Ellis Ian Fields, 18 December 2010
Top Tip:
Vegetarians - while it will probably cause you no harm, be aware that eating meat will mean you should no longer label yourself "vegetarian."
written by Ellis Ian Fields, 18 December 2010
Ipswich v Leicester City Match Halted By Buzzard
Sorry - that should read 'blizzard.'
written by Skoob1999, 18 December 2010
Arizona
The Governor of Arizona, Jan Brewer, has today called on his followers to join the campaign to exonerate Vlad The Impaler.
written by Big Bunny News, 18 December 2010
University of Maryland Study: Fox news viewers misunderstand issues more than most
"Total BS,"says a loyal viewer, "I know William and Kate are getting married in England, the capital of Great Britain."
written by JAB, 18 December 2010
Lawyer: "WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is innocent of sex crime allegations"
Assange's lawyer, Mark Stephens, said, "We intend to prove that Mr Assange's balls are too big for the allegation to stand up."
written by JAB, 18 December 2010
MSNBC's EdShow suspended indefinitely
Pundit Ed Shultz's reference to talking heads on rival networks "is a concern." "He mentions them constantly, we want to be sure they aren't paying him to boost their ratings at MSNBC's expense."
written by JAB, 18 December 2010
Up Against the Wall
Michelle Obama defriends Queen on Facebook in hurt feelings row over royal wedding guest list.
written by Catherine the Average, 18 December 2010
Sarah Palin against any 'Dream Act' Legislation
According to Palin, "Wet dreams and nocturnal emissions go hand in hand and are none of the government's business."
written by JAB, 18 December 2010
"The King's Speech" nominated for 7 Golden Globe Awards
Ba-ba-based on a tr-true st-st-story of K-King George VI in the m-mm-mid 20's,it t-tt-tells of him seeing an Aus-Aust-Australian about his prob-prob-lem with,oh cr-cr-crap, I've run out of sp-sp-spac…
written by JAB, 18 December 2010
Princess Anne Tweet
How to play Pin the Tail on the Virgin Sacrifice if K. Middleton not at Sandringham for Xmas?
written by Catherine the Average, 18 December 2010
At Last! 6
I've had a word, and they promise to sort themselves out.
Now, the found it crew are working with the misplaced crew and they promise to come up with something for us.
written by armfeetandtoe, 18 December 2010
Sarah Palin and John Boehner Accuse Trio (Santa Claus/Julian Assange/Barack Obama) of Planning Sex Attack on Parliament
Christmas Eve Day plot should not affect WikiLeaks, X Factor, or football.
written by SpaceElevator, 18 December 2010
US inmate John Duty executed with animal drug - BBC News
A shortage of sodium thiopental, the kinder, gentler drug for death row inmates in the US, forced the state to use pentobarbital so that, "he could die like the damned dirty dog he was."
written by Juvenal Delinquent, 18 December 2010
