Amnesia conference
This year's amnesia conference is to be held at the O2 Arena. Please write this down. Nobody came last year. Yes, there was one last year. What? It's at the O2 Arena. Huh? The AMNESIA conference.
written by IainB, 14 December 2010
Favre Streak Ends
Favre streak came to an end, but used time on the sidelines to send Jenn Sterger pictures of himself in street clothes.
written by UWGB-Beek, 14 December 2010
Cliff Lee Doesn't Like Yankees
Cliff Lee doesn't believe money is why he plays the game and really doesn't want the Yankees to win any more World Series, so he isn't going to sign with the Yankees.
written by UWGB-Beek, 14 December 2010
Help Santa
The deer have done a runner and the sliegh has been clamped.
Mr claus has been done for drink driving and his wife has done a bunk with Elf.
written by armfeetandtoe, 14 December 2010
Bellagio Bandit
Armed bandit robs Bellagio casino, escapes with $2 million in chips...reportedly only had one arm!
written by Bureau, 14 December 2010
Gays should 'refrain from any sexual activities' at Qatar World Cup: FIFA President Sepp Blatter
"Additionally, words like header, banana kick, man short, first time ball, shoot out and flick should not be used."
written by JAB, 14 December 2010
Julian Assange Seduced In Jail
Sorry - Julian assange released on bail.
written by Skoob1999, 14 December 2010
Latest Wikileaks Cable- Sex charges are Fake
The latest release of US diplomatic cables includes one from Washington to Stockholm. In brief, it asks for Sweden to issue an arest warrant for Assange under any circumstances.
written by Thenorris, 14 December 2010
Bad Headline Number 73
Defendant's Speech Ends In Long Sentence
written by IN SEINE, 14 December 2010
Honest Politician Claim Debunked
William Hague, has apologised for his silly claim - he
made it up while drunk, and not in bed with one of his male colleagues.
written by Inchcock, 14 December 2010
Top Tip:
Renaissance poetry lovers - if you don't understand Italian, make sure you buy a relevant translation of Dante.
written by Ellis Ian Fields, 14 December 2010
But who will be her freaky celebrity pet?
Liz Hurley advances bid to become Liz Taylor.
written by Catherine the Average, 14 December 2010
Thinning Heir
Clarence House says engagement photos airbrushed because hairbrush deemed unnecessary.
written by Catherine the Average, 14 December 2010
All Rights Reserved
TSA considers Aguilera X-Factor appearance as new 'Security and You' video.
written by Catherine the Average, 14 December 2010
This may feel a little bit cold
Christina Aguilera unrepentant after on-air trip to gyno.
written by Catherine the Average, 14 December 2010
Deck chairs on the Titanic to be re-arranged
Unexpected rash of celebrity break-ups threatens another tedious round of who's shagging who.
written by Catherine the Average, 14 December 2010
Virtual Princess?
News of the World claims Kate Middleton may be a hologram after engagement photos airbrush shock.
written by Catherine the Average, 14 December 2010
Princess Anne Tweet
Cut down Christmas tree today. Teeth quite sore.
written by Catherine the Average, 14 December 2010
