Catholic Schools To Make Children Wear See Through Clothing
Larger numbers of teenage boys will now be turned on by Catholic School Girl Uniforms (and they won't even be plaid).
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Catholic Schools To Make Children Wear See Through Clothing
I guess this means that fewer kids will "go commando" to school.
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Catholic Schools To Make Children Wear See Through Clothing
Huge group of suspected sex offenders volunteer to become Priests in Boston.
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Catholic Schools To Make Children Wear See Through Clothing
Nuns want to make sure that Catholic School Girls are not wearing any evil, Satanic thong underwear.
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Catholic Schools To Make Children Wear See Through Clothing
Pedophile, homosexual priests want to make sure that the boys are wearing clean underwear.
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Alex Salmond Dons Chicken Suit
Scottish party the SNP are to make TV election broadcasts with a loud hailer in chicken costumes in an attempt to get someone to listen to them.
written by parveen liddy, 24 April 2010
Labour Dumps 'Things Can Only Get Better'
The Labour Party have chosen 'The End' by The Doors as their new campaign song.
written by parveen liddy, 24 April 2010
Bad headline number 132:
Unwilling to write unnecessarily long articles to support silly titles only 10 people will click on, lazy spoofer submits infamous snippet series, making a quick, easy 10 points per title!
written by The San Francisco Onion, 24 April 2010
Bad headline number 50:
New study of obesity looks for larger test group
written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
Bad headline number 46:
Cemetery allows people to be buried by their pets
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Bad headline number 45:
Marie Curie aglow after scientific discovery
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Bad headline number 44:
Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
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Stiff opposition expected to casket-less funeral plan
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Bad headline number 48:
Antique stripper to demonstrate wares at store
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Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66
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Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
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51/2 foot boa caught in toilet; woman relieved
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Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead
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Bad headline number 28:
British union finds dwarves in short supply
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Biggest Incentive NOT to Vote Conservative
Often said to be Britain's rudest man, David Starkey, is going to leave forever if the Conservative party doesn't win the election. A Tory spokesman said that millions of votes have already been lost.
written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
Susan Boyle fans in multiple vote fiasco
Susan Boyle fans have been busy, phones on redial as they manipulate an online poll. Whatever happened to integrity or honesty? Obsession has taken over once again.
written by Nae mair crap, 24 April 2010
Tranquillisers for subo
I may be sedated, Susan tells fans, but I've got more money than you meeeeeeewhaaaaaaaaaaaa!
written by Nae mair crap, 24 April 2010
Bad headline number 25:
Medical report: The patient refused autopsy
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Bad headline number 23:
Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy
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Bad headline number 21:
Patient at death's door - doctors pull him through
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Band headline number 15:
Man struck by lightning faces battery charge
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Bad headline number 14:
Cervical cancer linked to smoking in a study
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Bad headline number 6:
Case of stolen whiskey expected to go to jury
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Bad headline number 10:
City may impose mandatory time for prostitution
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Daily Express shock news!
The Daily Express today published a leading article indicating that Princess Diana is still dead.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 24 April 2010
Firing Squad Delayed
Convicted murderer, Ronnie Gardener has opted to face a firing squad. However, it has been delayed for 8 years as authorities can't find 5 bullets needed until the ammunition is returned from Iraq.
written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2010
Cameron is going to a wedding
Anything for a photo opportunity eh Dave?
written by Nae mair crap, 24 April 2010
Nick Clegg takes a day off
There is no such thing as a part time Prime Minister, Nick, sorry!
written by Nae mair crap, 24 April 2010
"****, my ankle hurts"
The Duke of Edinburgh has suffered a minor injury to his ankle while carriage driving at the Windsor estate.
It's understood the Duke said, "Which stupid, bloody Nig Nog left that on the road?"
written by Coops, 24 April 2010
Who Do I See Around Here About
#19 explaining to me what the hell a blueberry buckle is?
written by Charpa93, 24 April 2010
Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #30
If Colonel Sander's breasts are finger lickin' good, why don't I want to lick my fingers after rubbing on Maybelline's or Edna's titties?
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #29
I'll never understand putting an NFL football team in Fudge Packing City. They should just call them the San Fagcisco 69'ers and be done with it..
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #28
They say that if you lie down with dogs, you might catch fleas. You'll get worse than that if you lie down with the girls in my neighborhood.
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #27
They say that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.. unless he's a raghead shi'ite terrorist... and then it's with an AK-47.
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #26
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Fart, and they point their fingers.
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #25
Never skinny dip in the same water with a catfish, cuz it might prick yer prick.
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #24
It's pretty sorry when you realize that more boys these days have seen naked pictures of girls online than have ever had to try to hide Playboy under their mattress.
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #23
I ain't sayin' he was guilty of doin' nothin' to young kids, but did you notice the Vienna Boy's Choir didn't sing at Michael Jackson's Funeral?
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #22
You can lead a redneck girl to water, but you can't make her skinny dip until you get a few beers in her.
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #21
If Paris Hilton didn't take her name from the place she was conceived, did she get it from the hotel with her favorite mattresses and where her knees get the fewest rug burns?
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #20
If'n you take trailer trash out of the mobile home park, dress 'em up in fancy duds, and let 'em get skanky with professional jocks, they call that bein' a Hollywood Starlet (ask Britney).
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom's Rules For Life, #19
I don't understand why women got to bikini wax and shave their privates now days... it don't make 'em taste or smell any less fishy.
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