New Research Results
At least 235 new forms of pondlife have been found following a census of Internet chatrooms.
written by Roy Turse, 15 February 2009
UB40 gain surprise popularity with a second generation
UB40 have become very fashionable again recently, although to the new generation of British youngsters out of work they're known as an Application for Jobseekers Allowance.
written by Roy Turse, 15 February 2009
Texting Advance
A new technology has been developed that allows people to make interactive audio texts to each other using their mobile phones.
written by Roy Turse, 15 February 2009
Peter Cook has Plaque
A plaque has been erected to commemorate the famous comic, Peter cook at a club he founded in Soho, London. Phil McAvity, once his dentist, said; "He had the worse case of plaque I'd ever seen!"
written by IN SEINE, 15 February 2009
Obama Uses Plagiarism In Convention Speech
Reason found in anagram:
A banal, rich mongrel? No:
Negro Abraham Lincoln.
written by Aspartame Boy, 15 February 2009
General Motors: Give Me Mo, Mo, Mo
Auto giant General Motors says that it needs more "Bailout" money or it will go bankrupt. Wow, it looks like GM now stands for "Gone Mad."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 February 2009
President Bush Bobble Head Dolls Are Outta Here!
A Wal-Mart in Provo, Utah has had to remove its entire collection of President George W. Bush bobble head dolls from its shelves. It seems that they were scaring the daylights out of little kids.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 February 2009
Rooney injury
Wayne Rooney will not be able to play football for at least a month after he suffered a severe hamstering injury.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 15 February 2009
