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"You think you gotta keep me iced: you don't"

You think I'm gonna spend your cash: I won't. Even if you were broke, my love don't cost a thing. Think I wanna drive your Benz: I don't. If I wanna floss, I got my own. Even if you were broke, my love don't cost a thing.

written by Simon Cockle, 01 June 2008
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