Tankers Collide in English Channel
Two tankers carrying paint collided in the English Channel today. One carrying blue paint and the other, red paint.
This left the entire crew of both ships marooned.
written by IN SEINE, 28 August 2008
Crop Circles Found In Woman's Hair
A 36-year-old mother-of-two had the shock of her life this morning, when she woke to find crop circles in her hair. Mary Smith's daughter Amy, 4, told her: "Mum, your hair looks daft!"
written by Monkey Woods, 28 August 2008
Survey Says...
Obama and McCain are locked in a virtual tie in the area of voter apathy.
written by Jack Van Gump, 28 August 2008
Vehicle Hijack latest:
A lorry loaded with brand-new file folders was hijacked on the M25. Later the same day, a truck carrying boxes of Post-its was stolen. Police believe the robberies were the work of organized crime.
written by BOB FRAPPLES, 28 August 2008
A lucky Medicine
A doctor reports that the medicine he has invented has a side effect - short-term memory loss. His patients have already paid him 3 or 4 times. He will soon be very rich.
written by BOB FRAPPLES, 28 August 2008
Man changes Pants in Bank Row
A man has had his banking password from 'Lloyds is pants' to 'Oh not it's not' by a former banking employee. He could not change it again to 'Barclays is better'. Banks obviously lack sense of humour.
written by BOB FRAPPLES, 28 August 2008
Kate Moss' New Perfume!
Kate Moss has released a new perfume! What's it called? Cocaine Seduction or Hint of Shit?
written by ILuvAshleyTisdale, 28 August 2008
Spammers Sued by Facebook and MySpace
Furious spammers complain, "Just because we don't want to be their friends, they're dragging our butts into court."
written by Gail Farrelly, 28 August 2008
Spielberg in running to direct Obama administration
After the success of his 2008 Dem Convention film endorsing Obama, Spielberg now tops the list to direct the entire four year administration. Will Smith to play Obama, cute kids copyright Pixar.
written by Tragic Rabbit, 28 August 2008
Barack Obama Formally Nominated for President
Hillary's camp demands a do-over!
written by Gail Farrelly, 28 August 2008
John McCain Wants to use Vice Presidential Nominee Choice to Split Democratic Party
If I name Hillary as my running mate, I'll split the Democrats and steal half their votes, but then it's possible that no Republicans will vote at all.
written by unknown
Ungrateful Barack Obama Accepts Democratic Crown At Coronation
Barack Hussein Obama reacted angrily when asked when he would be accepting his jewled crown at the DNC. Grabbing his crotch, the part time basketball player said, "I've got your jewels right here!"
written by unknown
Obama Arrives 3 Days late to DNC Coronation..Claims GPS Malfunctioned!
But Michelle Malkin said he had been busy real estate shopping in Nev., Cal. and Fl. for some deals and had secured 9 no-doc loans thereby placing him ahead of John McCain in the Real Estate Polls.
written by unknown
