There were 25 spoof news snippets published in June 2004. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Obesity - core cause revealed
Scientists in the UK claim the alarming rise in obesity can be attributed to people eating more.
written by Harry Porter, 21 June 2004
Wendy's restaurants to eliminate need for physical exertion
The US burger chain's new drive-through-only locations will forever save customers the calorie-burning effort of actually leaving, walking into the store, and returning to their cars.
written by The WB, 18 June 2004
Baskin-Robbins Introduces Explosive New Flavor
Ice cream chain Baskin-Robbins today introduced its newest flavor, called Iraqi Road. This light chocolate ice cream is studded with nuts, dates, and weapons of mass destruction.
written by Ilona Ronay, 20 June 2004
Micheal Moore to Direct Britney Spears New Video
Rotund political activist Micheal Moore has confrimed he will direct Britneys new video, My Bush Is Scratchy. More later...
written by Stu B, 29 June 2004
SNP rumours ignored
Rumours that Scottish Nationalist leader John Swinney is stand down because of dwindling interest in the Party have been largely ignored. An SNP spokesman said: “Whatever… who cares?”
written by Harry Porter, 21 June 2004
God adds commandment "Thou Shalt Not Ask Questions"
In a move clearly favoring President Bush, God amended the Ten Commandments today with an eleventh, "Thou Shalt Not Ask Questions." The White House declined comment.
written by Batfish Mulligan, 30 June 2004
First Lady Laura Bush to File for Divorce
Press Secretary Scott McLellan confirmed today that Laura Bush is filing for divorce.
"I'm tired of George constantly giveng me these little pills. They ruin my entire day ," Mrs. Bush said.
written by colorado right, 29 June 2004
Iraq Sets June 30 Deadline for Hand-over of Power
The Ruling Council in Iraq has unanimously voted to return control to the U.S. after only one day
of evaluating the mess the country is in.
written by Jack Flash, 29 June 2004
Michael Moore is new CIA chief
It has been confirmed that Michael Moore will be the next CIA head. Moore offers extensive insights into world affairs and is seen to be pushing for a broad overhaul of how spy the agency operates.
written by Drew, 04 June 2004
"dead or alive"
former president Reagan,admitting he has faked his death so that he might sell iraq more weapons,has blamed bush jr. for starting the war with iraq,deplenishing their weapon's
written by Brute, 06 June 2004
Grand Canyon to be Filled
"It's really just a big hole," said President Bush, "someone could fall in and get hurt!"
written by Zap, 10 June 2004
God resigns
I've had enough says bearded creator as he ponders retirement David Beckham is being considered as a replacement.
written by gareth davies, 15 June 2004
Military Banned in Toledo
In a show of solidarity with the Holy city of Najaf, city officials banned US military presence from the newly christened holy city of Toledo, now known as Holy Toledo.
written by aknzrdude, 16 June 2004
Rasputin:
"...and just when do I get a chance to poke this Britney Spears peasant?"
written by Morgan Truce, 18 June 2004
Bush so full of crap has extra anus fitted
Yes it's official old Dubya has had an extra anus fitted to enable swift evacuation of waste products, got the idea after having lunch with 2 dicks Clinton
written by gareth davies, 19 June 2004
Ghost of Daniel Fahrenheit Haunts Ray Bradbury
Daniel Fahrenheit inventor of 1st accurate thermometer has been haunting Ray Bradbury over improper use of his name in Fahrenheit 451. Has no desire to have name associated totalitarian governments.
written by Jack Flash, 22 June 2004
Cheney Comes Out of Closet
"Dick" Cheney startled everyone by propositioning Sen. Leahy on the Senate floor yesterday. It is not known if Sen. Leahy accepted.
written by Jack Flash, 25 June 2004
tenet wants job back
george tenet announced that he doesn't want to resign, due to death threats made by iraqi and al qaeda members.
written by snappy, 03 June 2004
J. Lopez Marries Marc Anthony
Will rule Egypt, but has not yet given birth to twins.
written by joespr, 08 June 2004
Red meat eaters less annoying, study shows
According to a new study, eating red meat is less likey to turn you into a whining hippie FREAK than a diet of tofu. The study also shows that red meat tastes better, too.
written by Dan Bristol, 10 June 2004
Bulldog Pisses Euro Poll
Having purchased the right to vote, Barney the Bulldog from Barnsley's is UK's latest EU Minister.
written by Seriously, 10 June 2004
UKIP to outlaw lettuce
UKIP have announced plans to lobby the EU to outlaw lettuce as part of their plan to make the EU look ridiculous.
written by gareth davies, 14 June 2004
