Written by j.w.

Sunday, 6 March 2011

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NASA Scientist has Blast Off

In timing of clear relevance and meaning a scientist from NASA has found the remnants of alien life fossils at a time when all is being revealed about UFO sightings.

Richard Hoover, writing in the Journal of Cosmology, found these fossils which he thinks could signal that life on earth may have come from outer space.

Hoover, who previously invented vacuum cleaners and spent time as an American President, is widely respected. Since the emergence of Dyson Richard Hoover has been spending more time on his fossil investigation.

'It takes an old fossil like me to find the alien fossils' he told a packed audience of cleaners from all over the world 'I was sweeping our backyard when I heard something go into the cleaner. On inspection I found that it had come from a meteorite and then I discovered a worm like fossil which must have come from outer space.'

This evidence for life being 'out there' and the UFO sightings all come together at a time when our Earth is in crisis. The Age of Aquarius was held up because of meteorite storms and it is coming now!

Astrobiology has taken one giant step for mankind, but have we still got enough time?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Space, Aliens

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