Life for mankind during the twentieth century was a roller coaster of immense changes and extreme pressure on brains geared for hunter gathering. To date the scientific explanation as to what the volley of changes has meant to genes and DNA has been elusive. Now the Scientific Conjecture Institute of Milpitas, California, or SCIM, announced new findings that will bring clarity as to what factors have shaped modern life, and is continuing to do so. SCIM has concluded a massive two-year study of over ten participants and that is published in Science in Armenia a list of the most significant genetic altering factors. The SCIM study conclusion is that environmental change begat gene change and that many homo sapien sapiens are really a new sub species homo sapien sapien sapiens. The findings identified by SCIM scientists are a list of heretofore unidentified change agents. And guess what, birth control, Vietnam, Velcro, and the slinky didn't even make the list.
Based on the extensive study hair spray is the most significant factor effecting micro scale genetics. No wonder, the beauty and cosmetic industries picked a potato rocket propellant to hold hair in place. The bizarre choice is still a mystery as diluted Elmers Glue would have been just as effective. During the nineteen fifties and sixties hair spray propellant caused permanent genetic altering changes in users, women and men, that was passed on to offspring. Convincing evidence explains many of the changes we continue to see. **
The second most significant factor altering genetics is the automatic transmission. Automatics have eliminated fine motor use, like double clutching, causing muscle functionality to atrophy, foot dexterity to decrease, and it all cascades indirectly to altered gene makeup. Automatics have also contributed to gene changes in the secondary brain centers located in the feet, with symptom manifestations of a high level of arthritic feet in the control group.
The number three factors for gene altering is Star Wars which effects change by suggestion alone. The light saber residual gamma rays, asteroid dust, and imperial slobber all send messages to the lepton atomic sub particle located in human cells that act as a catalyst for genetic change. As an example nerdy individuals become genetically nerdier when repeatedly exposed to the Star Wars saga.
Digital appliances are affect genetic make up in ways yet to be determined. The basic human time tracker is an analog timepiece. Primitive watches used by Cro-Magnon Man were all analog, Digital formats override the natural propensity for analog and spark genetic change.
32 flavors of ice cream rounds out the top five influential things in the baby boomers life. Hunter-gatherers had dozens of food alternatives but not 32 varieties of the same thing. Scientists have determined that the decision abilities of humans break down after ten alternatives, as in ten fingers. Confusion abound when faced with so many options and genes are stressed.
Other factors identified in the study are: Flip flops, air conditioning, Looney Toons, and clearance sales.
* Seventy three percent of the control study group used hair spray and all were propelled to work outside the home, and eighty percent of that group participated in their children's soccer league. Only twenty three percent of the non-users worked outside the home, and most of those preferred baseball over soccer.
