Study Finds Majority of Bedbugs Like a "Sleep Number" of 42

Written by SpaceElevator

Tuesday, 2 November 2010

image for Study Finds Majority of Bedbugs Like a "Sleep Number" of 42

(New York, NY) - Entomologists now say that they have identified the "Sleep Number" most preferred by bedbugs, according to a study backed by mattress manufacturer Select Discomfort.

The average number sought by most bedbugs (on a scale from one to one-hundred) is forty-two.

"Evidently the little critters are light sleepers with a penchant for mattresses that are slightly softer," said lead researcher Ivan Ben Dating-Anyone.

The study recommends that people who do sleep should use a Select Discomfort mattress with a setting of at least sixty to avoid regular nightly visits from bedbugs seeking to cozy up next to them.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more