Written by masterchev

Tuesday, 19 October 2010

image for Facebook to introduce "Virtual Reality"
"You have one new notification"

Following a successful deal with Skype, Facebook are now aiming to move into the next dimension: Virtual Reality.

Users can now experience further time-wasting in a new dimension. Converse with your friends in a virtual chatroom: and watch as people in real life stare at you for talking to yourself.

Feel the thrills of being Poked by fifty people at once.

Use your hands to indicate whether you like something or not. And as for the "Find a Friend" facility, Facebook will launch a mini-Sherlock Holmes Game to "liven things up".

Critic Mr. Shuttlecock gave these wise words to the owners.

"Get a life"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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