"WIB?" Team Blends Time/Space Continuum

Funny story written by Lara Bruton

Monday, 20 September 2010

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The Cult Youtube group "Will it Blend?" has successfully blended the time/space continuum, a video which has already received more than 20 million views.

The video, uploaded today, saw the Blendtec team use a strain of time and space, generously donated by the Dr.Who historical society.

After a minor hiccup at the beginning, which saw the team shunted backwards in time thirty seconds, the blender managed to reduce the strand to a gray, ashen like substance.

Historians have yet to discover any instance of history being removed from existence.

Scientists have taken the matter back to Washington to further analysis.

Blendtec have issued a formal statement, saying they are "thrilled" with the result.

The procedure was given a "do not try this at home" warning.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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