It has been discovered that a second, secret internet exists that is better and faster than the one we all use and has much better stuff on it, according to reports from an under cover reporter who has been living among the well to do folk.
Pop stars, Billionaires, movie stars and members of the aristocracy all use it apparently. It's not for the likes of us, the report claims.
The news delivered via the super secret supernet is much more up the second than on our old slow internet, the porn is of a much better class, the search engine, called GOOG- ALL, favoured on this more informative Infobahn is much more thorough as well.
The general opinion of the high life users of this high end information retrieval system is that it beats the proletariat internet hands down, even the LOL cats is funnier!.
