Human Sow Drops a Litter of Eight with Six Already in the Brood

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Saturday, 31 January 2009

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Mother and children are doing fine

The usually limit on litters in the animal kingdom is about eight. Normally this may come after previous broods but that usually means the previous offspring are off on their own. A Los Angeles mammal with the help of fertility experts from Frankenstein and Associates have aided a female with six dependent offspring to give birth to eight new pups.

Multiple birth experts predict a lifetime of physical, mental,psychological and emotional hurt on the kids. News sources have not reported the type of mammal that is involved in this reproductive experiment and science reporters are guessing from the vocabulary used in the prestigious science journal that the female is a goat, horse, pig or dog.

"But either way the sow will never be able to care for these 14 in anywhere near an adequate way", explained eugenicist, Stranglethem Wile-Young.

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