Germ-Free People Get Sick More Often

Funny story written by Illusnist

Friday, 23 January 2009

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Gonna get you

Recent surveys of people in one different office building reveals that people who are "clean freaks" are more likely to come down with the common cold.

It seems that all of that killing of microscopic parasites isn't always the healthiest way to go, and keeping a bottle of water free hand sanitizer in your desk is leaving your sinuses open for a full bacterial assault.

To really get the most out of your immune system, be sure to abuse it now and then. And do your friends an co-workers a favor by boosting their immune systems with a few unchecked sneezes and uncovered coughs. They may not thank you today, and they may not thank you next week, either.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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