Orgasmic birth seems to be all the rage with a rash of books and films touting labor and delivery as the height of passionate sex. The din has reached such a peak that women who fail to climax while bring junior into the world are suffering from fear of frigidity syndrome and some are turning against their newborns labeling them inadequate partners from before birth.
The Roger Dodgers family of Tucson, Arizona find the socalled new fad a blast from their familiy's sexsual past. Timmie Roger Dodgers said that he has been telling his mother that his face touched her cootch for years now. In fact he bragged that his brothers screamed it at his college graduation and plan on an even bigger demonsrtation at his harvard Doctorate ceremony this spring. God knows what those perverted bastards will let out with.
The three other Roger Dodgers brothers explained that they have all been arguing for years over who got mom off the best during the natal lay. Eldest Sgt Key claims to have an audio tape of his delivery in which his mom's screams sound like a XXX porn come shot. Second sibling Doodlebug Roger Dodgers denounces the tape as a fake and offers soundless video of his mom during his delivery with all the best sex faces imaginable. Son number three, Joshua Mohad RN mocked his brothers lame ass attempts at shunting his clearly superior performance aside:
" Mom and Dad thought I was twins till the delivery. When a 12 pound lubricated load of love squeezes through the cootch, you know it's got to be bliss! That's where I got my name from. The old lady screamed:' Joshua Mohad !' As any hebrew scholar will tell you that is what Joshua shouted when he reached the Promised Land.
