Google Employee Celebrates One-Googolth Googling

Funny story written by SpaceElevator

Sunday, 16 August 2009

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This week was declared 'Google Week' after an employee at Google Headquarters performed the one-googolth internet search (a.k.a. 'googling').

In between pours of champagne, Google employee George "Curious George" Boole signed autographs for coworkers with a rather large smile on his face.

"I really had no idea that my query -- 'prairie dogs as pets' -- would gain so much attention!" he beamed.

Shortly thereafter, President Obama phoned Mr. Boole to congratulate him on the achievement.

President Obama: "So, you're thinking about getting a prairie dog as a pet?"

Mr. Boole: "In fact, I was thinking about getting a pair of them."

President Obama: "I am a big fan of prairie dogs... except for the monkeypox."

Mr. Boole: "I can hardly wait to tell my family and friends about this!"

In recognition of his historic achievement Mr. Boole earned a prime employee-of-the-moment parking spot at Google Headquarters (a.k.a. the Googolplex).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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