Snow White's Doc Discredited

Written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 2 October 2008

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Another Doc with dubious qualifications........

Doc, often seen as the most intelligent of Snow White's Dwarfes has been discredited.

It is thought the Doc's qualifications were bought over the Internet, from the University of Tesco.

Speaking to us earlier, Sneezy said 'Atchoo' before being asked to be excused, whilst Dopey looked on, with his big ears, and blushed. Grumpy asked what we wanted, and the other Dwarfes told us to go whistle.

Ms White was not available for comment, as she feels that Doc has let her, and the Dwarfes down. A Spokesman simply said: 'It is understood that Doc has no more right to his nickname than any of the rest of us. It would appear that all of his qualifications are from the University of Life, and to be blunt, they have very lenient entry qualifications'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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