After conducting a series of experiments in my top secret base [Just outside of Barnsley, I have discovered that hearing aids designed to aid hearing are in fact making it worse.
Companies are making money by selling cheap and dodgy aids to unsuspecting pensioners who then find their hearing gettin worse and buying top-of-the-range and very expenive ones, profiting the companies.
Mrs Doris Prekins, 69, of Park Lane told me that sinc buying a hearing aid, her hearing had gotten significantly worse and had to buy an even more expensive one to make up for it.
Once this news hits home, I'm sure that the companies will do whats best for their customers and take the dodgy aids off of the shelves.
