Despite claims to the contrary Lord Mulcher policy director of The Soiled Association has been found to be 'quite sane' says Dr John Brain of GM Free Cymree.
Just because Lord Mulcher chooses to make unfounded claims about the value of organic foods and the perils of GM crops 'that is not evidence that he is crazy' said Dr John who operates in his Welsh toilet near Averphoo.
Lord Mulcher is the reknowned wealth soaked peer from Norfolk who farms 'organically' and specialises in extolling the virtues of using Copper as a soil enhancing nutrient and pig manure as perfume on his crops.
Until someone brings me peer reviewed evidence that Lord Mulcher is indeed insane I will not have him sectioned said his extrovert doctor.
Meanwhile, leading Professors of plant biochemistry declined to comment on these assertions and said that people should eat whatever they like including pig manure if has not been proven to be poisonous.
