Philadelphia PA -- University of Pennsylvania scientists announced today that deadly hydric acid has wormed its way throughout the biosphere. The caustic poison is also in many consumer products, especially tomatoes, baby food and all frozen foods. The EPA and the FDA will soon issue alerts to warn Americans about the evil chemical.
Hydric acid is odorless and colorless in its pure form. It kills thousands of people a year either by itself or combined with other poisons. The vile substance is man-made but has been known to appear in nature. Some think it may even be on Mars.
Thankfully, the human body is designed to rid itself of hydric acid through the lungs, kidneys and sweat glands. The poison is found widely in all human sewerage and even pet droppings.
Hydric acid is remarkably corrosive to all metals. It can eat through a solid block of iron given enough time. The vile toxin always shows its ugly face at the scene of disasters. Tsunamis, hurricanes and especially floods attract it for some odd reason.
There is no cure yet from the terror of hydric acid. Government scientists are working to eradicate this demonic chemical from our lives. Advances in transforming the pest into its solid and gaseous forms (ice and steam) seem promising.
