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Funny story: Modern men do not know which position it is best to pee!

Modern men do not know which position it is best to pee!

(NOT EDITED) The scientific fraternity, although being confronted with a global pandemic, have not forgotten one of the most important issues the global male population has to deal with; which position is the best for males to pee in? Females real…

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Funny story: Man Tried To Show Girlfriend How His Pee Defies Gravity

Man Tried To Show Girlfriend How His Pee Defies Gravity

A manchild from a city in a country attempted to drunkenly show his long-suffering girlfriend how his pissing technique defied gravity, it has emerged. The male, who cannot be named for embarrassment reasons, is believed to have drank around six p...

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Funny story: Peeing banned at Winter Olympics!

Peeing banned at Winter Olympics!

Vladimir Putin has not only banned gay behaviour at Sochi, home of the very pathetic Winter Olympics hosted and financed by a bunch of moronic, super-rich, Russian oligarchs who felt that Putin needed a global boost in the global rating as the world'...

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Funny story: Man arrested in Italy after pissing up the Leaning Tower of Pisa!

Man arrested in Italy after pissing up the Leaning Tower of Pisa!

Pisa, Italy: A man stumbled out of a local ristoranti in Pisa yesterday, totally loaded with Chianti and pizza. He made a bee-line for the tower and felt nature call and could not resist pissing up the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The local Carabinieri...

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Funny story: Company Patents New Urinal Design, Reports Increased Flow of Sales

Company Patents New Urinal Design, Reports Increased Flow of Sales

The Porcelain Throne Company, announced a new commercial urinal for the bar/restaurant and hotel market last week, after winning a patent on the radical new design. Response to the new urinal named "The Kirby", has reportedly overwhelmed the factory...

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Funny story: The Art of Urination

The Art of Urination

Famous for his three dimensional chalk art on the streets of New York, as well as his dirty car window art in Boston central, Ernesto Evinstreme has embarked on a new artistic venture on the snow covered streets and walkways of Minneapolis. Prefer...

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Funny story: New cure makes a splash

New cure makes a splash

A new study in New Zealand has discovered, quite by accident, an almost total cure for incontinence.

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Funny story: Scientist declare "Urinating on the rise"

Scientist declare "Urinating on the rise"

Scientists in Alabama, Sunderland, have announced that a three year research programme has revealed the the levels of Urine produced by the average UK male has increased by 34.5% and is up by 19.5% in UK Females.

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Funny story: It's official, old ladies really do smell of wee!

It's official, old ladies really do smell of wee!

New research by scientists in Holland has discovered the reason why many elderly women smell of urine.

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Funny story: Amerikan Standard Set To Release New "Frontal Buttock Friendly" Urinals

Amerikan Standard Set To Release New "Frontal Buttock Friendly" Urinals

Piscataway, NJ, (FP) - Amerikan Standard, owned by the Amerikas Bath and Kitchen Group, which encompasses the United States, Canada and Mexico, is set to release new "Frontal Buttock Friendly" Urinals in late 2008.

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Funny story: Teacher Forces Student to Urinate in a Bottle

Teacher Forces Student to Urinate in a Bottle

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Maryland - A Maryland teacher instructed three boys who needed a bathroom break to urinate into a soda bottle. School policy requires eighth-graders to be escorted to the restroom. The teacher suggested the bottle Friday when...

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Funny story: Man Greets Other Man While Urinating - Both Men Become Instantly Gay

Man Greets Other Man While Urinating - Both Men Become Instantly Gay

Dallas, Texas - Ray Furrows, 33, and Peter Santino, 56, were both urinating side-by side in the men's restroom at "Big 'N' Tubby's Steakhouse," when Furrows turned to Santino and said, "How's it goin'?" cau...

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