Wax turns to Gold

Written by Chavid

Tuesday, 17 July 2007

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Juanita on her last visit to A&E

Little Juanita Gonzalez has struck gold with the wax from her ears.

She often found that poking about in there she got her finger stuck. After eighteen visits to Accident & Emergency it was discovered that her earwax contained special adhesive properties much stronger than anything previously known to science.

Brazilian glue company Sticky-el-stucky have tied her up to a long term deal to produce a new adhesive for carpets, wallpaper and ceiling tiles under the brand name Waxostik. Unfortunately there is a side effect in that the smell from the factory which processes the solution has caused a massive number of deaths in the surrounding areas.

Still Juanita keeps smiling as it enables her to finally get a good dentist from the royalties due to her.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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