Bill Gates scraps his 360 for a PS3

Funny story written by Hilton

Tuesday, 22 May 2007

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Shocking News! Bill Gates Turns Traitor

It has been reported that Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft Corporation Worldwide has purchased a brand new Sony PlayStation 3 60GB. Despite him owning the company that fronts the PS3's main opposition, the xBox 360, He has purchased one in favour of his Xbox unit.

Gates stated: "The PS3 has real potential in games console market, and has home media centre capabilites which excel those of my company's Xbox 360. Internet browser functionality, a 60GB HDD Blu-Ray DVD CD Drive and flash card slots all in one package make it a lot more practical and aestetically pleasing than the 360.

"I have also purchased a copy of Motorstorm, Resistance: Fall of Man and Black Hawk Down on Blu-Ray movie disc (holds up case of Black Hawk Down BD Movie).

"To sum up I would like to say that PS3 will be the technology to aspire to in this generation of home entertainment. Sadly enough, the PS3 is not my company's machine, but Microsoft will be doing its best to reach the kind of power that the PS3 displays."

This sudden change of heart has shocked the gaming community to the very core. Most people are asking the question 'why?'. Obviously, the PS3 fanboys out there are thinking to themselves, "it's about time".

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