Obesity time bomb causes concern.

Funny story written by matthatt

Tuesday, 22 May 2007

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A fat person being safely discharged under laboratory conditions.

Europe, RootArse: - Healthcare officials across Europe have called for an inquiry and independent survey of fatties and blubber butts, due a recent increase in the amount of complete porkers seen wandering the streets, stuffing their faces due to them being too greedy to wait until they get home to eat.

London, Paris, Athens, all over Europe, it is being noted that we are getting as fat as the average American. This, coupled with the rising temperatures due to global warming, this summer could see, sweaty saddle bags swelling and tumescent tummies pushing maximum density with an over indulgence of disgusting degustation.

Doctor Heimlich .M. Noover, of the European Health Agency said "It is going to be a disaster of epidemic proportions; we need to stop these people from eating right now, before the weather gets any warmer" the esteemed medic continued
"Time bomb is exactly the correct phrase.
With the combination of heat and the Euro-fatties getting fatter, they will quite literally explode!

The sudden release of all the methane, from the popping porkers, could conceivably do away with the ozone layer completely, just as some scientists say happened with the dinosaurs.

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