The iPod - Creative Zen Prototype?

Funny story written by jamsandwich

Saturday, 28 April 2007

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Today, Creative Labs accused an ex-worker of their company who moved to Apple of stealing the Zen plans from them and then opening the iPod factory in California. They further claim that they actually invented iTunes way before Apple.

When asked about these allegations, the accused worker denied them: "Why would I need to steal their designs? I'm a multi-millionaire. Creative are obviously lying." He said his MP3 player design came from a dream he had where God had presented him with the designs and technology. He said in the dream that he was instructed to call it the iGod and spread the word of Christianity by installing a digital copy of the Bible on each unit. "I didn't want to limit my market though. Well, if I go to Hell at least I'll have a blast in this life first!"

The Creative Zen representative said 'I'm a Buddhist.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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