London - (Rotters): Giving children smack can keep them from turning to crime. That is the finding of a senior UK police officer who says the trouble with kids these days is they no longer respect their parents and turn to law breaking to get their hands on their own supplies of narcotics.
PC Crackhead has told a social workers' conference about his own highlife experience:
"When I was a lad giving kids smack was the norm. It shut them up and made them back off. But now there's a decline in respect. And the Human Rights law says you can't get away with giving them smack anymore. Politicial correctness gone mad I say.
"Too many folks recoil from giving smack because of its association with religious fundamentalist parenting. While the connection between organised religion and organised crime has reached pandemic proportions it shouldn't stop normal folk from using the good old fashioned parenting skills that are associated with smack."
Crackhead then went on to remind people that as a direct result of liberalism hundreds of thousands of addicts are needlessly cluttering up the nation's prisons:
"This can be solved by banning them from jail and giving out NHS smack prescriptions. About time the State went legit in its capacity as national dealer.
"If the Met published politicians' files there wouldn't be a single UK Prime Mobster in the last 40 years who didn't get to the top without giving his kids smack. Or heading organised crime cartels with narcotic dealing monopolies for the UK. And that includes some Prime Ministers' wives."
Tony Blair is 55.
