Replacement Erith being made!

Written by JaimeHome

Monday, 8 January 2007

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A replacement is on the way

A new planet is being created for humans to live on when this current planet dies, it was revealed today.

Nick Edchinson, owner and leading worker of the new planet relived:

'It is being made behind the space hotel and Thunder Bird 5. It is 7 times bigger than eirth, 'every one will be able to choose what weather they want, there will be an unlimited amount of water and no martial disasters will take place'.

Space ships will fly humans and their pets off to the new planet when it's finished in 7 years.

A similar method as stem-cell treatment has been used on things such as grass and tureens. A gravity making machine has been made, buildings and roads are current being built scientists are testing out the planet by living on it and have reported that everything is fine and both the gravity and oxygen machine are working properly.

You will not new charged for the trip and food is being genetically made as well, expect the moving time to be anything up to 10 years from

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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