Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 28 September 2015

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Mars Bars or real Niagara Fools??

Photos being sent back to earth by Martians proves the point that there is water on Mars, and a f'ing load of it! The photos show a replica Niagara Falls gushing over the side of a mountain not in Canada, Planet Earth!

NASA expert, Professor Einstein-Nerd the II, an expert of Martians and Mars gave the following explanation:

"It is obvious that on their frequent visits to Earth Martians were obviously mesmerised by the Niagara Falls so they built one of their own back home just like Las Vegas millionaires built London Bridge, Eifel Tower and the Berlin Wall (?)!"

A clever NY Times reporter who also studies the moon at night yowling because nobody reads the crap he writes asked a very poignant question:

"How the hell did the Martians get all that water on to the planet?"

Well the answer is obvious and Professor Einstein refused to answer such a stupid question leaving the world to guess if Martians really do exist, if water is on planet Mars and last not least; is there really a God or is he just a figment of people's imagination like Niagara Falls on Mars?

Ask Allah for further information re this question!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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